Fat boi Deadman

The cat once pet sits on your shoulder and does not fall during flight @CrimsonDesert_ damn good thing

Nirmala mera adha bonus bhi kha gayi tu tax me

WTF ? No goal? Fucking just add it their goals now

Eh the divers are back!

SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! First of the African players to score 50 UCL goals!!!!

Where the cucks calling it LiVARpool now?

YESSSS YESSSSSSSSSS... .

Why the fuck are we having such a fucked up ball control? Specially Ekitike

Ekitike you ass hat pass the fucking ball

If I took a shot of vodka every time Galatasaray players dived today I'd already have alcohol poisoning by now. #UCL #Liverpool

Fuck you @riotgames. I was having a friendly banter with my friends who were not at all offended by anything

@nithinkd Looks like it. And it's not just the imobile app. The internet banking services are failing too.

Is icici bank immobile acting up?

If you ever wanna know what Zandu Balm would taste like if you eat it. Try these mints.

@CapcomAsia Pragmata's demo damn good

@UnibicCookies thanks for charging 20₹ for half a chakli broken down into small pieces.

Dukh hota hai aisi English padhkar

@livspace when a customer says they don't want to share a floor plan and just check out your demo models then understand the request and stop repeatedly asking for one. Your Kharadi unit has been harassing me for a week for floor plan when I said no and they had agreed initially

Lmao that's actually not a penalty

When you get questioned on EVM and don't have actual answer you resort to new tactics. Just cancel the application form of opposition citing some mistake and get your extra seats before the election. Fucking dirty as @BJP4Maharashtra politics.

Dear @duolingo when I dismiss the notification of someone from my contact list is on Duo it doesn't mean I want to follow them. I just want to dismiss the notification. Stop auto following people when dismiss notifications.