Mr. B

Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished

@wigger Amber, please bring in the gorilla twigs

shoe theory

@CassandraRules Of course gwar would. Such gay boomer cringe

Im sorry for Gwar posting again but they covered Chappel Roan lmao

@alextoussss We are so fucked

Extremely excited to announce our first air-to-air kill of a flying moth by an autonomous micro-drone. This is a big step towards completely eradicating mosquitoes.

@Sassygalshops @ImKingGinger You tweeted me 3 times within like 12 minutes including "no response?" Take your meds and go to bed old lady

@MrInvigorator @ImKingGinger

See kids if you abandon Christianity and damn your soul forever, you can get Netflix deals.

@Sassygalshops @ImKingGinger I'm eating dinner, schizo. Wtf are you yapping about? I was talking about my friends walking away. I don't care about those washed up old men

@MrInvigorator @ImKingGinger No response?

@Sassygalshops @ImKingGinger I know them in my own generation. Millennials

@MrInvigorator @ImKingGinger They are gen x.

@nikitabier How small is small? I'm told a small tweet boost of 3.5 is more than enough

We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back). We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize. This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.

@fuckmagats8647 @luke_lspangs @ImKingGinger Okay, Mr Reddit. What do you have for me?

@MrInvigorator @luke_lspangs @ImKingGinger what are your biblical views of child rape and adultery?

@luke_lspangs @ImKingGinger Are you referring to POWs, indentured servants or what? The Bible is also clear on those. I'm not picking and choosing my faith because homosexuals take the Bible out of context and/or cherry pick

@MrInvigorator @ImKingGinger And how do you feel about slavery?

@WrigleyPulse Gay ass oversized jacket. Looks like he's getting ready for the pride parade in downtown SF

“PCA is so chopped” “PCA gets no pussy” “PCA is an ugly ginger fuck” PCA: 🐐

I don't know how to explain it but I think I'm in love with her. She has the enthusiasm of a Newsie during the great depression and I will give her children

@luke_lspangs @ImKingGinger Based on my Biblical views, yes, it is.

@MrInvigorator @ImKingGinger So you think homosexuality is a sin?

@Doggie777Moon @Rightanglenews She didn't come in with a coupon, she came in with some black woman power and a bad attitude. You also have to be on the reward program

@Rightanglenews So this is what she was talking about when she mentioned it’s her birthday. The sandwich is free. And I guess he got mad at that because he has to make it.

UPDATE - I spoke directly with the Baltimore Jersey Mike’s franchise owner and can confirm David, the employee who went viral for standing his ground while being abused by a customer, has not been fired. In case you were wondering what to have for dinner.

@downinnadesert Place was overpriced and overhyped

Uptown Phoenix is losing Joyride Taco House after 12 years—but the space is already getting a major local replacement. Joyride at Central and Colter closes Aug. 2. Until then, it’s Taco Tuesday every day from 2 p.m. to close. Lado A Lado, a new Sonoran-inspired concept from the teams behind Tacos Chiwas and Postino, is moving in next. One last Joyride run, or are you more excited for what’s replacing it?

@TheRkaneEi @mikersanchez79 @downinnadesert Edgars vs joggers

@MrInvigorator @mikersanchez79 @downinnadesert I saw Caucasians and Hispanics too but go ahead and push your weak ass narrative 👍🏾

Huge Brawl broke out while Camped out inside a In N Out during Monsoon Storm in Arizona 😳

@JordykJordan I remember seeing it in theaters. Wasn't that bad but only watched it once lol

Youth group really had us watching this once a month.

@KatTimpf "Sorry bout your dad but it actually was"

My dad didn’t deserve to die how he died when he died. He and my son deserved more time together. My siblings and I don’t deserve having no parents in our 30s. His death will always be a tragedy and the world will always be a worse place because this happened.

@AbeTheShinzo This is retarded bro. Grow up

>See cute white Christian girl roughly my age on tl >click profile >already married

@jpcarew4 @64ozDrPepper @BriannaWu @DanFriedman81 No shit lol. That was his joke

@64ozDrPepper @BriannaWu @DanFriedman81 Brianna isn't a chick

He waited until Graham was dead to make this claim because dead people cannot sue for defamation. Rose has provided no evidence to corroborate this claim — no transaction records, no details or explanation of how he met Graham, no communications with Graham. Nobody making these claims has, for example, Graham’s personal phone number. Nobody can name a hotel and a date where one of these liaisons allegedly took place and then place Graham there with security footage. If he says he has not come forward previously because of an NDA he is now breaking, why doesn’t he show us the NDA documents on the letterhead of the law firm representing Graham? We have to stop treating as credible uncorroborated claims about people from random strangers on the internet who cannot even prove they have ever met the person they are accusing.

@BriannaWu @DanFriedman81 He is a dude and so are you. Calling us "bigots" means nothing anymore. Mentally ill freaks teaming up for stories with no evidence is pretty fucking gay

@DanFriedman81 Do not call a transwoman he you freak bigot.