Mr Geldard

“You wearing the new shirt today John??” “Nope, I’ve something better, much better”

Cole Palmer looks like he should be hanging round an off licence on a bmx asking people if they’ll go in and get him 10 benson & hedges but shit he can hit a football. #eng

Weekend. Made. #lufc

The amount of fouls that Huddersfield player has done reminds me of New Year’s Eve in Scotland. Hogg many. #lufc

The woman at the side of him could have helped. Just stands there with her arms folded, grinning. Disgusting.

Eh. Went through all that in last 3 weeks to then, 7 hours before the deadline, loan him out?? Jesus wept. #lufc

Like most I was skeptical at the start of our new American overlords. But, for them to have transformed a rotten, unlikeable, bastard of a squad & turn it into, potentially, the strongest in the league, within a few months is pretty damn impressive. #lufc

I hope Neville sneezes and swallows his mic the festering bassoon. #lufc

@LUFC That’s a better line up than the one we had last year in the Premier League 😳😳😳

📋 Your #LUFC Starting XI...

Accusations aside, we can all agree Peter Sutcliffe was a good truck driver.

I hope Victor Orta gets one of his testicles caught in his zipper. #lufc

The board actually believed that this bunch of spineless, whimpering, selfish charlatans were actually gonna keep us in the Premier League last season and these clauses would never see the light of day!!!!! What an absolute set of arrogant tits. They’ve ruined us. #lufc

I hope Victor Orta’s bed breaks tonight. Helmet. #lufc

Ayling marking someone in the South Stand ffs #lufc

Hahahahahaha they’ve just scored from this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We’ve fallen so far, so fast. #lufc

We’ve hit Cellino-era buffoonery. We had it all when we came up and are going back down with absolutely nothing. Bastards. Sack the lot of them. #lufc

Aaronson is made of farts and cellotape. #lufc