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@ZssBecker Glad it worked out in your favor

Okay. I'm ready to talk about this. It was the worst month of my life. Also ironically the greatest blessing god has ever given me. Last month I was held in the Cayman Islands facing 15 years in prison. The charge: illegal firearm importation. Here's what happened. More importantly what I learned. Short answer: no. I haven't been smuggling guns. In the States I legally carry a gun on me at almost all times for self defense. Part of this is ensuring I am trained. Hence why I routinely go to the range to shoot. When I do I pack the firearm I intend to use in in a backpack. Last month I was in a giant rush to make a private flight and didn't fully check my backpack before leaving. In it was a small firearm I missed. It was discovered when I went through immigration. At first I assumed I'd just be sent home. Then my wife did some quick research. She pointed out the minimum sentence for importing a gun is 15 years. The police who showed up confirmed it. To say I nearly pissed my pants is an understatement. This was completely my fault. I'm an idiot. The point of this post isn't to blame or complain about anything. The laws there are fair. I'm a grown man capable of checking his bag before flying. The point is: for three weeks on the island (on bail), I got to take a long hard look at my life. I've built a high net worth and a company I love, with people I love working with. I have a beautiful wife who is my best friend. I do whatever I want all day every day. My parents are alive and I get to see them almost every week. Still, despite all this, I often wake up annoyed I haven't done enough with my life. Asking myself "is this it?" In fact I'm pissed half the time, feeling I can do better. Which is ironic. I made $20,000 a year in the military. If you'd told me then I'd achieve a 9 figure net worth and all the above, I would've assumed I'd consider my life a dream. The twist truly hit me on the island as I watched everything I worked hard for in my life held at "gunpoint". Pun intended. Everything I worked so hard to get — poof. Didn't matter for shit. The way the law works there are simple : if you can't prove it was an accident, the minimum is 15 years. It became glaringly obvious. Not only was I an absolute idiot who couldn't pack his own bag. I'd also become a fool who couldn't enjoy the blessings I already had. I'd taken all the people in my life and the success totally for granted. Blind. Blind. Blind. Nothing like a 20-year potential sentence to make you realize: waking up with fun stuff to work on, then chilling on the couch reading with your wife at the end of the day — that's about as good as it gets. I should be euphoric 24/7. To go from having it all, to potentially not even having the option to piss and shit when you want — that's a wake up call if there ever was one. Luckily, the Caymans is a fair place. I was found under exceptional circumstances during my trial. AKA the judge and the courts reviewed the case and agreed it was an accident. I still love the island. It's probably my favorite place to vacation. Just check your luggage before you go. Ha. My point is this: be present. Enjoy your life. One day something could happen — even by complete accident — and yoink it all away. I have so many friends who'll read this and by all definition live a "dream life" — and yet are dissatisfied just like I was. If anything this is the default for most successful men. Not the exception. I'm writing this to help you stop. It took god slapping me across the face with my own ignorance to see it. It was painful and scary. Dark. But honestly, it was the greatest blessing I've ever received. I'm writing this from my office at home, giddy as absolute fuck about my life and everything I have the option to do today. If anything, I'm sad about how much time I wasted feeling otherwise. Don't be ignorant and stupid like me. You might not get the blessing of a 15-year prison threat in a foreign country to wake you up. Wake up. Appreciate what you have now.

@adcock_brett Kickass dude

Figure is going live around 11am PT today with an 8-hour livestream of our robots running at human speeds This will be fully autonomous on Helix-02 w/ zero human intervention The robots will work together to keep operations running nonstop I’ll share the link soon

@pearlythingz Pearl on fire❤️‍🔥

Tomorrow 7 pm on YouTube check out my latest video “Should Christian Women Obey Their Husbands”

@BreannaMorello I want a ribeye dinner with bone marrow butter

I’m inviting Demi Moore over for a Ribeye dinner. Extra bone marrow butter for her too!

@pearlythingz I am around the same progress with my forward splits

If anyone cares this is my splits progress Idc what anyone says this is 10 times harder than lifting

@GoldinCo badass

This might be the most important pre-production piece in TCG history! 🤯 Bid now in our Spring TCG and Manga Elite Auction: bit.ly/4mYvSUG 1992 Magic: The Gathering Gamma Playtest Uncut Sheets, 16 originals with 252 cards from the earliest stage of the game. From Black Lotus to the Power Nine, these are development versions that were never meant to be kept like this.

@DayDreamThis it's the "The Annexation of Puerto Rico"

I'm trying to figure out what the hell this play was supposed to be w/ :14 on the shot clock? And all I see is a double stagger, DHO into iso. Which everyone on the court saw the minute CC was the DHO Is that what everyone else sees? This is what Steph called from the sidelines

@FoxSportsRadio @danbeyeronfox @MonseBolanos that whole narrative was built up in WNBA media since last season, about reuniting them on the same team, specifically because they were dating Now do I think she is skilled, yes Do I think they would have picked someone else if there was no intimate bond between them,... maybe

"Can we just admit Azzi Fudd went number one because she's in a relationship with Paige Bueckers?" @danbeyeronfox to @MonseBolanos on Fudd's WNBA debut with the Dallas Wings

Collectors seeking Paige Bueckers PSA 10 Auto Trading Cards, should look into the 2024 Prizm Draft Picks Most of the parallels have low graded populations & the online market for these cards is running low If you're collecting her WNBA Dallas Wings Rookie Cards, check these out

@charliebcurran These Spencer Pratt promos are🔥🔥🔥

LA is worth saving. Vote Spencer Pratt.

@GoldinCo nice collection

The full Star Wars run…all in one 🌌 This Star Wars #1-106 (1977-86 Marvel) 106 Books - CGC-Graded Collection is available now in our Vintage Star Wars Auction. Bid now: bit.ly/3PsqjBF

@fOx1257067 dammmn these look amazing!

Texas looked at a normal cinnamon roll and said “make it ridiculous.” At Bonnie's Donuts in League City, Texas, they serve giant cinnamon rolls that can weigh up to TEN POUNDS. 🤯 Just a massive wall of cinnamon, icing, sugar, and dough that looks more like a competitive eating challenge than breakfast. Absolute sugar-loaded perfection. What are you having for breakfast?

@FBIDirectorKash don't forget to go after criminals who have infiltrated the justice system at every level, so they can help other criminals criminal organizations operate in many local county and city governments, but they go unchecked due to their positions of power and authority

When I first arrived at the FBI, AI had no role at the Bureau. Now, AI is central to everything we do - and every day it’s helping us triage tips, stay ahead of threats, crush violent criminals, and be more accountable to the taxpayer. My op-ed on how we took this FBI out of the past and into the AI Age. foxnews.com/opinion/direct…

@StevenxTCG Pokemon gold

✨The 23k Gold Plated Pokemon Cards ✨ It was pretty fun opening one that’s been sealed for like 27 years! These were given out at Burger King in 1999 alongside the first Pokemon movie. The nostalgia is like a 10/10. Anyone remember getting one of these as a kid?

@BreannaMorello This stuff is not new, it was going on in the 90s when I was in highschool Public schools breed so many crazy issues, they need to replace the teachers with AI already

Stories like these are becoming a daily occurrence. Female predators are increasingly targeting male students. While I understand that some people don’t view male students as victims in these situations, I refuse to make excuses for predatory behavior.

@PalmerLuckey most of it is old school paid advertising, like coupons and special sales at local stores Vericast is one of the companies that manufactures and processes the "junk mail" you speak of, so have a conversation with them about updating their services

It is time for the United States Postal Service to ban junk mail. Unsolicited spam calls are already prohibited by the FCC. Emails are heavily regulated by the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003. Junk mail is the majority of mail, 100 million trees per year. Enough!

@Cointelegraph $LINEA fits the ZK payments narrative

⚡️ INSIGHT: Vitalik Buterin says ZK-payments could become the next standard for crypto payments in the AI-driven “agentic era.”

@fundstrat Drunken Master

One of my favorite photos of me

@elonmusk @legitbrittFLA Nice flowers Mr. E

Happy Mother’s Day, Love E

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