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@AJ2k26 @SamsungUK It’s just nav buttons on the smart and source menus. It might seem like a small thing, but they’re quite important. This never happened in the 80s…

@MrJohnnyDean @SamsungUK Apparently the samsung smart hub is down globally. I thought i broke my tv and have reset it 3 times. Dedicated app shortcuts on the remote still work

@SamsungUK my TV just performed a software update and now my remotes navigation buttons have stopped working on the home screen which makes it difficult to do anything. Two remotes. Same problem with both. What have you done?

@Walklikeagod @SamsungUK They only work with Ceefax now.

@MrJohnnyDean @SamsungUK You should have stuck with the bang and olufsen Johnny

@SamsungUK Done

@MrJohnnyDean Please drop us a DM, and we can look into why your remotes have stopped functioning, Johnny. ^HS

When you are more worried about what your kids think about you rather than how they actually feel it’s probably about time to admit you are a narcissist.

@Britpopmemories @menswearband @matteveritt Precisely. By a country mile.

@MrJohnnyDean @menswearband @matteveritt Daydreamer?

The most successful single by @menswearband turns 30 years old today. Happy birthday @matteveritt @MrJohnnyDean

I don’t care what part of the political spectrum you think you stand for, if you think someone should be murdered for voicing an opinion, no matter how much it offends you, then you deserve this shitshow we are currently inhabiting. By your own standards you deserve death. Nuts.

@DavidBowieGlam Maybe “chameleon”? Or “Corinthian”? Possibly even “caricature”..?

Describe David Bowie in one word. #DavidBowie #BowieForever

@melv4760 For me 88-93 were good. Except for a blip in 92. From 95 onward things got really real and at the same time unreal. I wasn’t a fan. It took me twelve years to come to terms with 96. Then about another 10 years to really process the damage. That’s 22 years. It sounds like ‘Nam🤪

@MrJohnnyDean 95&96 were brilliant years 😍

“It’s not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me” St Alanis of Morissette 1995

Mario Cart only made sense to me in the 90s when I played it whilst seriously high on cocaine. It’s not even a fifth as good sober. Honestly, it kind of sucks.

If you think Kneecap or Bob Vylan are being treated unfairly then spare a thought for Iranian pop star Tataloo who faces the death penalty for insulting the Prophet Muhammad. iranhr.net/en/articles/75…

@kendall_laceyUK Dunno about monsters but anyone calling for the murder of elected MPs whilst holding up a Hezbollah flag is a fucking idiot. Standard.

@MrJohnnyDean "DJ Provai, standing with his hands in his pockets when having his photo taken! These people are MONSTERS!" 😅

Countering every argument with the automatic response “that’s just propaganda” or “I don’t believe you” is wilful ignorance. Another word for “wilful ignorance” is “stupid”. Don’t be a stupid person.

Some band called Bob Vylan (named after the Jewish Bob Dylan?) shows how Glastonbury is all about love and inclusivity: Starts with ‘Free free Palestine.’ Then gets the crowd singing: ‘Death death to the IDF.’ Finishing with the genocidal flourish: ‘From the River to the Sea Palestine will be free. Inshallah.’ This Saturday afternoon hate fest is being screened by the BBC which we all pay for. (HT @LizTray who was watching in disgust).

The players on the pitch that day as well! Goodness. Ronaldo. Rooney. Scholes. Giggs. She was spoilt!

Back maybe 20 years ago when we were courting I took my wife up to Manchester from London to watch United play at Old Trafford. I think it was against Sevilla? Anyway, long story short, she fucking hated it. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

I’ve been reading “Stranger In A Strange Land” and Christ! Robert A. Heinlein was a massive sexist perv. Seriously, there is the odd passage that would make Roy Chubby Brown do a double take. This book was hugely popular with the “Love Generation”. Surely not with feminists?

I think I may have inadvertently manifested the End Times. My bad.