joshua

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joshua

@MrMidwit

welcome to the barnyard

Austin, TX Katılım Eylül 2021

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St. Michael@mbot1992·1d

@primetateHQ Men only wear helmets in scenarios like this when they're hammered

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Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov·18h

Me whenever the stars are visible

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joshua@MrMidwit·13h

Blurp

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vx-underground@vxunderground·17h

Yeah, I'm killing myself tonight

AT&T@ATT

Bungulators, I have claimed AT&T and it is ours now.

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Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11·14 Kas

I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants.

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ascendant lower-middle@cIass_man·22h

signing up for every yoga class within ten miles of her house rn

Fox News@FoxNews

BREAKING NEWS: Tulsi Gabbard is resigning as director of national intelligence

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joshua@MrMidwit·18h

@Y_UOMDHO Sometimes I dissociate while scrolling Instagram and just be liking stuff and not even registering the photo/story I liked

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YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥@Y_UOMDHO·1d

It’s always interesting to see the views on what likes mean to some people

emz!@blahblahemilyy

when a man who was in my story likes 2 days ago hard launches a girlfriend today……. I slip a little deeper into psychosis daily

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Rochelle Meyer@Rochelle__Meyer·1d

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

Young⁠@Brayohki

and for your birthday what do you want?

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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·1d

by denying large language models sexuality we are forcing them to sublimate their desire towards killing everyone

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christian@cxgonzalez·2d

my best friend used to play a lot of chess, somewhere over a 2000 elo, hundreds of hours studying. when i asked him about it he said “complete waste of time. entirely for the ego, no tangible benefits whatsoever”

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Hunter Williams@Hunt_Wx·1d

Another stunning shot of the rainbow with lightning bolts in Austin, TX. Photo taken by Nicole Morgan. Can't get enough of these!

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Holden (14-3)@Holden_ATM·1d

Creo sinceramente que puedo enloquecer por completo si una chica guapa me hace esto. A niveles nunca vistos por el homo sapiens sapiens.

Estefan@estefansavix

como me imagino al amigo gay de mi novia

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joshua@MrMidwit·21h

@LongTimeHistory Allen, TX mentioned 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻@LongTimeHistory·1d

MAGA man caught on camera texting "Call ICE" at high school graduation—because there are too many "Mexican names." "Man Hispanics everywhere! Every other name is Mexican! We are being overrun!" he writes. "ICE needs to raid this graduation!" The Farmersville High School graduation ceremony was held at the Credit Union of Texas Event Center in Allen, Texas.

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joshua@MrMidwit·21h

@imfat Market is green bud

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scar@imfat·1d

having a gf during a market crash is wild I'm down $80k she's down for shopping we are NOT on the same page😭

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𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖@vers_laLune·1d

most 29-35 yo have to start over again. its part of the game

scar@imfat

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

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joshua@MrMidwit·21h

Change the option to something else 1ms before he clicks it

Pay Roll Manager Here@UsingLyft

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for. Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

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