Pete

@xCleaver_NFFC You’re as close as we are right now, yeah or no

Don't get all the piss taking from Derby County fans 😂 You finished 8th in the championship and are as far away from a European competition as Steven Hawkins was from walking. Have some shame #NFFC

🚨⚠️ Bournemouth statement on Alex Jimenez. “AFC Bournemouth are aware of posts circulating on social media involving right-back, Alex Jimenez. “The club understand the seriousness of the matter and it is currently being investigated. “As a result, Alex will not be included in the squad for tomorrow’s Premier League game against Fulham and the club will be making no further comment at this time.”

@SkyNews @alexrogerssky

"Nationally, as a party, we need to go away and reflect the feelings of the public." Tameside Council leader Eleanor Wills speaks to Sky's @alexrogerssky after Labour lost control of the council, meaning it now has no majority control from any party. trib.al/pCVWliJ

@StanCollymore Fucking domestic abuser

@Spannerball @Kyledcfc18 Then it’s not unreasonable if he was a 4/5 out of 10

@Kyledcfc18 Unreasonable to target one guy. There’s a guy who was 4-5/10 most games yet some fans think he’s a saviour because he played four 6/10 games.

Joe Ward has cost us a lot of points this season, criminal

Up already, nervous/excited! What does fate have in stall for us today All we can do is our own job today and what ever will be will be come 2:20pm Great season!! #dcfc #dcfcfans 🐏

@Dennis_Freeman @dcfcofficial Dennis stop being a menace

@dcfcofficial Fat Wanker we made you

The gaffer is all of us rn. 🔋🎉

@herge88 @Rams_Chat Why would you think that Matthew? They had nothing to play for midweek but won 5-1 They’re a very good team

@Rams_Chat I suspect Wrexham will win, Coventry have nothing to play for.

Coventry beat Wrexham tomorrow, we just need to win against Sheffield United next week and hope Wrexham and Hull both draw or lose

@23ecfc @SuffolkYids @parry_josh1 @gmpolice Encroached yes, but the player who thew a punch was not pinned down

@MrPTB @SuffolkYids @parry_josh1 @gmpolice Bloke has trespassed onto the pitch and pinned him down

Send him down @gmpolice

@SuffolkYids @parry_josh1 @gmpolice Why?

@parry_josh1 @gmpolice Bollocks, well within his rights.

@AndrewH63088514 @BBCDerbySport Check Andrew’s hard drive

@BBCDerbySport John Useless could have been a premier league manager this season if he had stopped at Blackburn

🗣 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 🗣 "We'll end up where we should be after 46 games." Derby County head coach John Eustace says it's important his side remain positive about their chances of achieving a play-off place on the final day of the Championship season. Hear the full post-match interview on BBC Sounds 👇 🔊 bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0n… #DCFC

Happy to say I vented with the 5 at the back! But hey that’s why I’m a fan It’s still on #dcfc #dcfcfans

@The_Forty_Four Pussy dropped like a sack of tatties

This York player could be in big trouble 😳 Great punch but what is he doing 😭😭😭

@xox_Emz_xox @Navi1bainsNavi He’s not English

@Navi1bainsNavi English pls?

#dcfc im afraid John Eustace is to blame fir tactics and team selection again..Travis and Szomidics shoudnt be in the team.. stop picking hour fcukm favourite ex Blackburn plyrs on

@dcfcofficial Chaps!! A go for it game and we play 5 at the back FFS

Goal. The hosts retake the lead through Kone. 🔵 2-1 🩶 [55']

@Finlay84162714 @kayden_rankin @dcfcofficial Don’t give up your day job Finlay

@kayden_rankin @dcfcofficial Ozoh on, langas rb or fozzy on

Level pegging at the interval. ⚖️

@Mayhemycc Pop a cap in her ass

The most polite 'fix ya pants' in human history 😂

@IfnBoxing @eddiehallWSM Johnny Fisher is dog shit 😫

‼️ Eddie Hall did 6 rounds with Johnny Fisher ahead of his bout against Tommy Fury on June 13th 🥊 [Via - @eddiehallWSM’s IG]

@carlyjohnson123 Tell them to get to fuck

Just received a parking fine from 22nd Feb 2023. Over 3 fkin years ago, from a private car park not a council one for £170, do I have to pay it or is it a scam ?

@PressSec Fat orange cunt

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟