Mr Parle G

Every hindu should take this as an oath for the lifetime.

इसके हिसाब से अमिताभ बच्चन को ख़तना करवा लेना चाइए। तब ये उनसे ख़ुश होगी। पता नहीं ये आधे केले 🍌 में क्या मज़ा आता है इनको। 😂

@Kumar1975Rajesh 😂😂

लोला-हो-लोला ! . इस बाबर के नाजायज "पिल्ले" को क्या हो गया है ? . कहीं कोई दुखती रग "शुभेंदु अधिकारी" के हाथ तो नहीं लग गई ? 🤔🤔

@dpradhanbjp , nobody cares about your “next year reforms” right now. People want to know - what about the present mess? Who are the real masterminds behind the paper leak and what action are you taking against them? Lakhs of students studied day and night, some even got mentally broken because of this scam. Now innocent students are suffering while the real culprits are chilling. Press conference karke gyaan dena easy hai. Either fix the system properly and punish every person involved in this racket… or accept failure and resign from the chair. x.com/MeghUpdates/st…

Kerala ka CM nahi… Muslim League ka remote-controlled project launch hua hai. Pappu aur Priyanka ko लगा था Wayanad उनकी खानदानी जागीर है। लेकिन जैसे ही posters लगे, पूरा Congress circus panic mode में चला गया. जिस आदमी का खुद Pappu gang से cold war चल रहा था… उसी को overnight CM बना दिया गया 😂 क्यों? क्योंकि Madam Priyanka ko apni seat aur vote-bank dono bachane थे। Muslim League ने सिर्फ आँख दिखाई… और Congress literally “Ji Huzoor” mode में आ गई। कल तक democracy, convention, seniority का ज्ञान दे रहे थे… आज पूरा CM selection vote-bank appeasement aur kursi bachao deal बन गया. Pappu speeches देता रहेगा, Priyanka panic decisions लेती रहेगी, और Kerala Congress puppet show बनकर नाचती रहेगी। CPM ने 10 साल Kerala को निचोड़ा… अब Congress “deluxe easement package” लेकर आ गई है. सबसे बड़ा joke? Decision जनता ने नहीं… डर ने लिया। 🙏🏻

ओहो। मज़ा आगया।

हमारे में इसको। चक्कर-घिन्नी करना बोलते हैं। और आप के यहाँ क्या बोलते हैं?

Tum Bhorsi k yahi sab bak€hodi me lage raho— —Pappu Modi se accha, —Pappu ka lun mere se chhota, —Pappu ₹@ndi cho*ne thailand jata hai, jabki modi ji to pappu ko he apni ₹@khel ramjhte hai. Jab chaho tab pelo. Abe pappu ka poora time sehlane ke alawa bhi bahut kuch hai duniya me karne ke liye. Agli baar dikh mat jaiyo. Mujhe yaha. “Chal bhak”.

Jairam still doing Bollywood level conspiracy scripts after every failure When Congress had full power, terrorists were giving press conferences after attacks, and now they’re crying because India answered back hard. Every time nation stands strong, Congress gang starts barking “deal-deal, compromise-compromise” without proof. Desi people can see the difference now- one side protects borders, the other side only protects narratives and family politics.

Well explained about Sunjay Kapur death and the @theskindoctor13 Tweet relation. वैसे मुझे क्या। आप लोगो को इस family’s dramatic stories में इंटरेस्ट होतो पढ़ो।

#देहरादून, #उत्तराखंड | 12 मई की वायरल वीडियो — एक बांग्लादेशी व्यक्ति “राजकुमार मलिक” नाम से हिंदू इलाके में रह रहा है। स्थानीय लोग कह रहे हैं कि उसकी असली पहचान सबको पता है, फिर भी मकान मालिक खुलेआम बोल रहा है — “मुझे फर्क नहीं पड़ता, चाहे बांग्लादेशी हो या पाकिस्तानी।” यही Devbhumi के लिए सबसे बड़ा खतरा है। घुसपैठिए बाद में आते हैं, पहले ऐसे लालची लोग पैदा होते हैं जो कुछ पैसों के लिए अपनी ही जमीन और समाज की सुरक्षा बेच देते हैं। इतिहास गवाह है, बाहर वालों से ज्यादा नुकसान अंदर बैठे ऐसे लोगों ने किया है। अगर फर्जी पहचान खुलेआम कानून की धज्जियाँ उड़ाने पर भी लोग “हमें क्या” बोलेंगे, तो फिर #Devbhumi सुरक्षित कैसे बचेगी? @pushkardhami @uttarakhandcops @DehradunPolice से अपील है कि इस पूरे मामले की जांच कर तुरंत सख्त कार्रवाई की जाए।

Now i understand why this @physics__wallah institute is itself stupid, because teacher himself are dealing with mental disorders, hallucinations and half knowledge. Keep it up @PhysicswallahAP you have great social media influencers but not teachers.

TN CM Vijay writes to PM Modi seeking the removal of import duty on cotton. “Remove import duty” sounds easy for headlines, but real economies don’t run on emotional speeches. If the Centre suddenly removes cotton import duty, cheap foreign cotton will flood the market and Indian farmers will get crushed first. especially small farmers already struggling with costs. Vijay Joseph wants Delhi to protect industries while people from his ecosystem spend half their time abusing the Centre and Modi government. You cannot market ‘state pride’ and anti-Centre politics daily, then suddenly expect the Union government to become an emergency ATM whenever economic pressure rises. That’s not leadership — that’s selective dependency wrapped in political hypocrisy. x.com/NewsAlgebraIND…

Emergency imposed on the entire country - Indira Gandhi didn’t resign. Partition happened under Jawaharlal Nehru - didn’t resign. 1962 China war humiliation happened - Nehru didn’t resign. 1984 anti-Sikh riots happened - Congress ecosystem still kept enjoying power. Bhopal Gas Tragedy killed and destroyed generations - Congress protected the system instead of resigning. Bofors scam exploded - nobody from Gandhi ecosystem disappeared from politics. 2G scam happened - ministers enjoyed AC rooms, not resignations. Coal scam happened under puppet PM Manmohan Singh - no dramatic morality lecture back then. CWG scam happened - nobody vanished from Congress stage. 26/11 Mumbai attack happened - Sonia Gandhi’s remote-control government stayed comfortably in power. Fodder scam happened. Vyapam scam happened. Scams after scams after scams… but now suddenly these Twitter revolutionaries wake up every morning demanding resignations like they are the Supreme Court of ethics. Congress supporters talking about morality is like a pickpocket giving TED Talks on honesty. For decades their party ran on dynasty, corruption, appeasement, commission cuts and “high command culture,” but now they act like saints because hashtags are trending. By your logic, half the Congress history should have resigned, retired, vanished and opened permanent office outside Tihar Jail long ago. But when Congress messed up, they called it system failure. Matlab — “tuadda kutta kutta, sadda kutta tommy”

If you will get free entry in this Gym. Will you go to workout with penguin’s ??

ओये अखिलेसुद्दीन। इस बार UP election में लोरे लगने वाले हैं।

Rajkumar bhati beautifully fhuked up by Deepak Pandit.

Lubricant to keep moisturise. 🤲🏼

Rahul Gandhi earned ₹11 crore in 22 years. Spent ₹60 crore on foreign trips. I want this maths in my life.

I will always be the first hand.

Their endless lust never ends. They simply don’t care. I’m proud that I follow books written by my intelligent and literate messengers, rishis, saints, and gods.