Marty

@Scott_Pert Yep . Bloke retired at our place after 40 years . Big presentation , him crying , board of directors present .. now no one even mentions him and they’re working us into the ground with KPI’s

I was 17 when I learned a job is just a job and you are only relevant whilst you’re in a company. My colleague retired after 35 years on the Friday, on Monday we didn’t discuss him again… That stuck with me.

Tomorrow I’m playing at Salford Lads Club with The Indietweeners. Iconic or what

@Kooshykooooooo @Stephenh61 @MartinChapman12 Bonnie Langford for me at the old newsagents in Picc Gardens . She reached for a Twix . I a Bounty . Good times .

@Stephenh61 @MartinChapman12 Gail Tisley once bumped in to me at piccadilly station and then gave me a right dirty lool ....what a miserable cunt she was

Suprise suprise @MartinChapman12 @Kooshykooooooo

@Fred_cpo @VeitchAeternis I’m sure this will all be very helpful in a couple of weeks when the world truly goes to shit

so while trying to stop bob being attacked, the dog abuser kharled tried to do a shit rnc on me, took me by surprise, can't see everything at all times can I? anyway he felt my thumb go all the way inside his eye socket and let go, at the same time numerous other antifa weirdos decided to punch and kick me in the head which did absolutely nothing and simultaneously some patriots all decide to defend me pull him off and gave him some back, bravo to them, thanks for your help, I'm fine, no damage.

@LazyDimi @Kooshykooooooo I’m not from Sale . I just enjoy taking the piss and reverse snobbery coz it makes me happy to moan . It’s good fun .

@MrShakerman @Kooshykooooooo Mate you’re from sale, Cheshire😂 you’re the poshest of the posh. The only ones posher are altrincham. You’ve just described families going on a nice canal walk and somehow made it a terrible thing. Tell me you do gear ❄️ when ‘looking after ur kids’ without telling me😂

Review of Chorlton ....spot on

@terrychristian Beautiful words . I raised my daughter after her mum / my wife was killed when my daughter was only 5 . Mother’s Day was exceptionally difficult but I always tried to do something to take her mind off the day . All you can do is be happy they were once in our lives

A few words for all us orphans on Mother's day about my mum - but she will represent so many of our mums . I nearly went at the end #mothers #mothersday

@Boldyboy1975 😂😂

⚠️ A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! 😲 Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! 😲 Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.

@alphafox 😂😂

I hate when this happens! 😭

@terrychristian Loads In Wythenshawe. For better or worse .

You're joking - not where we lived - i don't remember seeing one

@lancecheek Andy Rourke . Bruce Foxton . AI is on drugs

@Britpopmemories I’ve seen him live 5 times but the best was being at the very front at Anfield . He’s one of my all time heroes . He’s so diminutive physically in real life but my god. That night at Anfield .. How can one bloke do that ? 😂😂

@MrShakerman There’s always a bit of magic waiting to leave his brain!

Now spinning in my living room. A strange collection, but as ever with Macca it has some gems.

@Whale_Guru Ok mongo

@maximumpain333 And what do you do if you “ go home “? Are there any hobbies or social clubs ? Gonna be a bit boring

This is chilling information! Alex Collier claimed to have received this from higher-dimensional beings. He says that after death, your soul is given a choice whether to return to the original higher dimension you came from and reunite with your soul group. He explains that after death, when your physical body stops working, you leave the body but remain aware. It’s common, he says, for people to see themselves standing next to their own lifeless body, surrounded by relatives, doctors, or whoever is nearby. Then, he says, most people experience seeing a tunnel of light and hearing a voice calling them, either through sound or telepathically, inviting them to “come into the light.” According to Collier, this is a crucial moment because you actually have a choice, although people don’t usually realize it. One option is to move toward the tunnel of light. If you follow it, you will reunite with loved ones who already died. However, he claims that entering this light places you into a controlled system designed to trap souls in a cycle of reincarnation, a kind of loop that keeps you returning to Earth again and again. The other option, he says, is to turn away from the tunnel. If you do that and look in the opposite direction, you’ll see the entire universe before you. At that point, you can state your intention to “go home,” meaning to return to the higher-dimensional realm or plane you originally came from before being born on Earth. Depending on your soul’s level, whether it’s from the sixth, seventh, eighth, or ninth dimension, you can return directly to that place. When you return there, Collier says, you become reunited with your full soul essence and multidimensional self. He explains that human beings exist on many levels at once, in other realities and dimensions, but on Earth, we only perceive one aspect of that greater soul. By rejecting the tunnel of light, you supposedly free yourself from Earth’s reincarnation trap and return to your original state of freedom. ✨🙌🏾💫

@Mr_Husky1 Just never visit America . Problem solved

I went out to eat and the bill came out to $66.63. Fine, whatever, I was ready to pay that. Then they drop the receipt in front of me and the bottom of it is basically demanding a tip 20%, 22%, 25% printed right there like I don’t even have a choice. I told the server straight up I only brought enough money for the actual bill, not an extra $15 $20 on top of it. Instead of just letting it go, the manager comes over and starts acting like tipping is mandatory. I kept saying if I had the extra money I would’ve tipped, but I literally only had enough to cover the $66.63. They refused to take the tip suggestion off and started telling me I couldn’t just “skip it” like that. Then it got ridiculous. The manager tells me if I can’t cover the tip I could “help out in the back.” Next thing I know they’re pointing me toward the kitchen saying I can wash dishes to make up for it. I’m standing there in a restaurant apron with soap up to my elbows because apparently ordering dinner now comes with a mandatory side job if you don’t tip enough. Meanwhile the staff is staring at me like I’m the problem..

@BradRTorgersen Jethro Tull 😂😂😂😂💩

I own a lot of Jethro Tull. I own all of Led Zeppelin. I own a lot of Yes. But I only have a "best of" remaster for The Beatles' top-most hits. For a reason. In their moment, they were the greatest Boy Band hit machine anyone had ever seen. But they also suffered colossal audience capture as a result. And it cost them. By 1969 the stress of grinding out catchy Top 40 had doomed the project. They were neither the best musicians, nor the best song-writers. Merely, the best "product" for a radio era which demanded it of them.

@Averyglantz_ Just snap the dogs back legs

After a pit bull attacked a toddler, a bystander stepped in to stop it. Should bystanders be trained for situations like this.

@SPIDER_030620 @Averyglantz_ Weirdo

@Averyglantz_ Honestly, I care about animals more than humans so all I care in the situation is that poor dog’s gonna get put down

@Britpopmemories @MichaelMcPart13 @BRITs I’m a Manc who was in the resident band at the Cavern for 14 years . I grew up 200 yards from Johnny Marr . I’ve had it good but come on ! 😛. The Smiths were our Beatles !

@MrShakerman @MichaelMcPart13 @BRITs I’ve got The Hollies, which going by your profile photo should more than make up for it.

All the chat about Manchester hosting the first ever non-London @BRITs means we need to chose the top 5 best Manchester/Greater Manchester bands of all time. Mine are: 1. Oasis 2. The Stone Roses 3. The Hollies 4. The Verve 5. Inspiral Carpets