Mr Simplicity

He stopped giving us updates after Messi and Inter Miami bottled the 3-0 lead. If this was Al Nassr he will be giving live updates. The most biased journalist of all time.

Liverpool go out and get Olise right now, at all costs. There is your replacement for Mo salah. AT ALL COSTS. Any amount plus gakpo.

Harry Kane is the only player in UCL HISTORY bar Cristiano Ronaldo to have 12+ direct goal contributions in three consecutive seasons 🤩👏 Ronaldo did it for SEVEN successive seasons 🤯

🇧🇪💎 Absolutely 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 goal from Ajax winger Mika Godts (20) 😳👏

🚨ICYMI🇬🇭⚠️🗣️: On April 22, Church of Pentecost Chairman Apostle Eric Nyamekye reportedly told the 48th General Conference that galamsey pollution has forced the church to halt river baptisms in mining areas and switch to synthetic rubber pools. Today, Ghana Free Zones Authority CEO Dr. Mary Awusi, a senior NDC figure, hit back on Accra FM, warning the revered Apostle to stick to his mandate or she will “deal with him,”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ suggesting that his statement was politically nuanced. 🦅🇬🇭

🇸🇳 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐫 (20, CB) – Was the captain and leader of Strasbourg in the first part of the season. Chelsea recalled him to the club, and now he is barely playing (285 minutes played). 🇦🇷 𝐀𝐚𝐫ó𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨 (20, CB) – In the first part of the season, he put in some impressive performances at Borussia Dortmund. Chelsea recalled him and sent him to Strasbourg as a replacement for Sarr, where he has played just 15 minutes. This is how you stop the development of young talents..💔

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

Statement from Club Owner Roman Abramovich.

Electric shock 😱