Todd Schaefer

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@GadSaad We Packers fans always suspected this. 😆

Yes!

@OMGTheWhyFiles Makes sense. Especially when one considers the difficulty associated with obtaining ethically sourced cat these days. Given your efforts, it would be criminal not to give it a try! 😆

@MrTSchaef It's more crab forward with hints of cat underneath

"Fear the Crabcat" is about to mean something very different. 🦀🐱

@PlanetOfMemes That's campaign poster that would work great in the men's room, for sure. Perhaps a caption that reads, "We are all Weiner Holder(s)."

Democrats have a chance to do the funniest thing.

@PlanetOfMemes This is entirely incorrect. As a Wisconsinite, I have authority on this precise issue. This is illegal. The only proper pairing is custard and bratwurst, chased with a Miller Lite.

What kind of person eats their ice cream like this?

@seamus_coughlin This is Jim Eagle 2.0!

This makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle

@alphafox echo "yes"

Are you this old?

@WallStreetApes You don't need to know my sauce policy.

New dipping sauce restrictions at McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets Sauce Policy: 4 pc - 1 Sauce 6 pc - 1 Sauce 10 pc - 2 Sauce 20 pc - 3 Sauce You can purchase extra sauces for roughly $0.25–$0.40 each, varying by location McDonald’s sauce policies are set by local operators of the restaurants not corporate so this can vary by location, but many people are seeing this as the normal Americans are according McDonald’s of being greedy or stingy with this new policy

@CNviolations I have been hit by the sudden realization that I have done endless harm. 😉

I feel attacked 😂

@GadSaad I think they should be punished, but with modern empathy employed. Perhaps they are violent because they are not currently able to be their true selves. I humbly suggest "transitioning" them may be best outcome for them. With a hot pair of pliers...

Remember when I explained to you what they told me repeatedly in Arabic: "The West is a woman to be mounted."

@philthatremains Additionally, we are talking millions here... How well paid is an average informant? Preposterous on it's face.

they weren’t paying “informants.” they were funding the groups themselves, because without the groups, because without the groups the SPLC has no reason to exist

@JackPosobiec Agreed. It's so far beyond that though. The SPLC's rhetoric has helped form policy. Their "studies" used as factual in congressional and senate debate. The President-ish Joe Biden decried White Supremacy as an existential threat, and RAN on one of their fabrications. Dark.

The federal govt must cancel all contracts with all tech and AI companies that use SPLC as a source

@ThrillaRilla369 The keyboard layout you are using right now is arranged so that the arms of the most commonly used letters on a typewriter don't bind up upon striking the paper when typing quickly. That is the only reason it is this way. No one is free. qwerty is eternal.

Friendly reminder to my friends older than 42: You don’t have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free

@TaraBull lol... I'm afraid they did that years ago.

META is building an AI clone of Mark Zuckerberg to replace him in meetings

@catturd2 I find it unfortunate, but the UK currently has more Admirals than ships in the Royal Navy. Nobody will consider them seriously in this state. Because absolutely nobody has to. Something they once knew well...

We don’t care what that commie says.

@philthatremains Good take. So that code, rather than being shelved, was distributed. All over. It will be in the wild in 3 seconds. We'd better have stacks of cash on hand. Banking will be a fat target during the "fire sale". And stock ammo... naturally.

New from me!! Last week, Anthropic announced something they'd been sitting on for a month. They called it Claude Mythos Preview. A new AI model. General purpose. Not specifically designed for anything in particular. When they tested it, shit got wild.

@RobSchneider Interesting proposal. As one who served though, I absolutely know that not everyone is well suited. That's dangerous. I'd rather we start earlier. Bring back the traditional youth scouting culture. Gun Clubs. 4-H. It's all great fun, and it makes for a capable populace.

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

@libbyemmons Nah, I shop at Costco for toilet paper.

Are you guys gonna buy Dr. Jill's tell-all White House memoir?

@dbongino When I was in the Navy, we'd get steak and lobster once in a while. After eating like kings on the mess decks, we'd wait for what it would portend. It was always something like: This six month cruise is now a 9 month cruise because... Somalia.

Our troops get to eat steak once in a while? So what. Lib media lunatics pick the strangest hills to die on. DON’T MISS my show today on Rumble, live at 10a ET, chat room open now. 👇🏻 rumble.com/v7708a0-cnn-do…