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Y'know those black box recorders that survive a plane crash. Why don't they build the whole plane out of the black box?? Member of @chimpcopcomedy

Melbourne Katılım Nisan 2011
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Timothy Clark@MrTimothyClark·
You know those black box recorders they have on flights? Seen this? Y'know, they say they're so strong it's the only thing that survives a plane crash. What I wanna know is, if it's so strong why don't they just build the whole plane out of the black box?
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Nice to meet you death, I am become dad
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That's right, Jeff! CombsFest kicks off TONIGHT! Join us for many fun fillums :) Tix for this evening and the rest of the weekend here: eventfinda.com.au/2024/jeffrey-c…
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This is so sweet of Dibbo. Yep, two more weekends of Legal Thriller so come on down folks! eventbrite.com.au/e/legal-thrill… Use the code "COURTROOM" for cheaper tickets. It's the best goddamn show I've ever seen in my entire life (biased)
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comedian's shows I have loved in MICF that are still running: - Greg Larsen - @MrTimothyClark - Burton Brothers (run is over but they have added shows!) - Sonia Di Iorio - @tomwalkerisgood - @lauradaviscomic - @AngusGordon9 comedyfestival.com.au/2024

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I haven't twote in a while (past tense of tweet) but I'm doing a show in this year's comedy festival! Tix:eventbrite.com.au/e/90s-legal-th… I talk about movies and the JFK assassination (which I did). Please come so I don't have to make ironic joke lists appealing to other comedians xoxo
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🚨ALERT🚨Taylor Swift SPOTTED at A1 Bakery right NOW!! The staff are BEGGING her not to order EVERY shanklish pie but the INTERNATIONAL SENSATION is simply TOO POWERFUL and FUELED BY FETA!!! This is NOT A DRILL!!
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I just flew in from that gender inclusivity conference and and boy/girl are my arms tired!
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[Popeye the Improv Man] "ok folks, need a suggestion from the audience for what I yam"
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@SPSSS I've only just realised about the name, bloody hell
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Great way to discover I'm starring in a film called WE GOON
Dawn of The Discs@dawnofthediscs

***NEW TITLE ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming to Blu-ray 5/7 from @LightyearEnt We Go On (2016) Remastered Saw this one back when it was released and was really surprised by it. Bonus Materials New Commentary from Director Jesse Holland New Commentary from Director Andy Mitton New Commentary from Director Jesse Holland New Commentary from stars Annette O’Toole and Clark Freeman Paralyzed by his fear of dying, Miles Grissom (Clark Freeman) offers a cash reward to the first person who can show him a ghost, an angel, a demon - anything to prove that we go on after our deaths. He narrows the responses down to three viable candidates - a scientist, a medium, and a worldly entrepreneur. And along with his fiercely protective mother (Annette O’Toole), he embarks on an adventure that will spiral into an unthinkable nightmare. #FilmTwitter #4K #Bluray #PhysicalMedia #Horror #HorrorCommunity

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[Blade walks into the beer garden outside the blood rave in Blade] "Oop, here 'e is. Day walker. One who walks amongt us. All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses. Let you back in did they mate, haha! Nah go on, it has been a while. How's your mum doing?"
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[mums posting about 2024] IN one ear OUT the other
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A Christmas miracle!!
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(gossipy drill sergeant)...I don't know 🙄🙄...but I've been told...😉
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[Clint Eastwood voice] "Go ahead...take my wife...please!"
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Stan Original would be such a great baby name
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