Mr Wizard

Nobody likes doing it, but sometimes you have to have sex with a woman so you have something to jack off to in the future

@mineraste @kareemcopeland Let’s see what you look like tough guy. At least I’m not afraid to show my face

@MrWizardJ6er @kareemcopeland Ok Harry Potter wannabe

Crazy moment between Geno and Dawn.

@itsmaxrogers I like Grizzly long cut wintergreen but when I’m pitching I usually throw in 2 wintergreen pouches

Favorite sunflower seed flavor… go! #sunflowerseeds #baseballboys #athlete #baseballlife

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 She should be fired!

Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?

@mineraste @kareemcopeland The world has to hear what I have to say and I say what I want

@MrWizardJ6er @kareemcopeland Maybe you should instead

Played juco baseball 17 years ago and lately felt a calling back to the game. Super excited and grateful for the opportunity to be trying out for @BananaBall_ #MrWizardBananaBall

@drexelwatts2 Malpractice wtf what did you do to her??

@MrWizardJ6er Its mangled and looks like there was malpractice. Is there a groupchat for This

Since you won’t answer my texts I figured I’d do this. Please bring back my Starpery fuck doll that I let you borrow 2 weeks ago @drexelwatts2. Make sure to clean out the semen collection container before giving it back

@drexelwatts2 @CrenshawJoel94 @OSMFP420 Mr Wizard on bass

@CrenshawJoel94 @OSMFP420 I already have found niche fame being based. Also if this were to happen you would be no where near a tamborine you can have a bottle to blow in

Yall fw that new package cover or nah

@drexelwatts2 @OSMFP420

Oak Steet Package Pick 5: Back to December (Taylor’s Version) Dirt road anthem(Jason Aldean) Greta Van Fleet’s guitarist having sex Cinema(Skrillex) Wouldn’t be suprised if we got a twenty one pilots bust out tn too @OSMFP420

@MrWizardJ6er January 6 patriot. Based

Can one of my catholic mutuals sell me on it as opposed to my Protestant views. Truly on neutral ground although I think the Vatican is kinda sketchy and a few other things but I do like the traditional ideas of Catholicism. Leaning more non denominational in my current life.

@Boobie26v4 Typical political savvy queers that make it their entire personality also make the shit music they listen to apart of their personality which results in the correlation between shitty music and political ideology

Why are RW populists trying to claim a band which gloated about going to Bohemian Grove, and did fundraising for the black panthers, Barack Obama, LGBTQ, etc?

Butters deserves better than how his family and “friends” treat him #Butters #SouthPark

We aren’t going to the moon and have also never been there #artemis #moon #nasa #moonmission #moonlaunch

@drexelwatts2 @TheEllenShow Help get Mr Wizard on the Ellen show @drexelwatts2 @jemelehill

@MrWizardJ6er @TheEllenShow Wizard…

Moms should get a fast pass to the front of the line at coffee shops. Honey, you’re 22 and slept 10 hours last night? Get to the back of the line. @drexelwatts2 @TheEllenShow

i literally hate wine and starbuckssss APRIL FOOLS