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Mr. Pips
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Mr. Pips
@MrXPips
Know your edge/s. #Trader
Decentralized Katılım Eylül 2022
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#NASDAQ - I missed the addition to my longs at 23500, right after I explained it in detail here: youtu.be/q0F0yIsocVU. What a twit.
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Milton was a man who believed in being prepared. His "Go-Bag" wasn't for earthquakes or zombies. It was for the ultimate disaster: a bad bagel.
Every morning, he walked to "Schmear Joy," the trendy bagel shop run by a man named Gunter who looked like a retired German wrestler and had the emotional warmth of a steel beam. And every morning, Gunter would get Milton's order wrong.
"Everything bagel," Milton would say, slowly and clearly. "Toasted. Dark, but not cremated. A whisper of cream cheese."
And Gunter would grunt, turn around, and produce a poppy seed bagel, untoasted, with a hockey puck of cold butter slammed onto it like a crime scene.
But today was different. Today, Milton had the Go-Bag.
Inside the faded fanny pack was a miniature toaster oven (battery-operated, he’d soldered it himself), a single-serving tub of artisanal cream cheese, a tiny jar of "Everything" seasoning, and a pair of safety goggles. The goggles were non-negotiable. He’d lost an eyebrow to a rogue poppy seed in 2019.
Milton strode up to the counter. Gunter loomed.
"Everything. Toasted. Whisper of cream cheese," Milton said, his voice trembling with the thrill of rebellion.
Gunter’s lip curled. He turned, grabbed a stale plain bagel, and drop-kicked it into the microwave. The microwave beeped pathetically. He then took a butter knife, scraped what looked like spackling paste from a bucket labeled "Lite Chive," and slapped the bagel onto the counter. A single, defiant chive fell onto the glass.
Milton stared at it. This wasn't a mistake. This was a declaration of war.
"Thank you," Milton whispered, his face eerily calm.
He paid. He took the abomination. He walked two blocks to the municipal park, sat on his usual bench, and unzipped the fanny pack.
First, the safety goggles. *Click.* Perfect.
He placed the bagel on the bench. He pulled out the miniature toaster oven. It whirred to life, glowing orange like a tiny hellmouth. He inserted the bagel. It emerged thirty seconds later, transformed—steaming, crisp, righteous.
He then scraped off the spackle-butter-chive monstrosity with a plastic spork he'd saved from a 2007 airline meal. He applied his own cream cheese in a perfect, mathematical spiral. Finally, he sprinkled the "Everything" seasoning—garlic, onion, poppy, sesame, salt—with the precision of a bomb disposal expert.
Milton held up the bagel. It was beautiful. It was truth. It was justice.
He took a bite.
The universe unfolded. Angels sang. A nearby pigeon actually turned to another pigeon and said, "You seeing this?" (It sounded like cooing, but Milton understood.)
Just as the cream cheese hit his soul, a shadow fell over him.
Gunter.
The giant baker was holding a crumpled receipt. He squinted at Milton, then at the glorious, steaming bagel, then at the miniature toaster oven, then back at Milton.
"You fix?" Gunter growled.
Milton, mouth full of everything-seasoned perfection, simply put on his safety goggles and stared back.
Gunter’s eyes widened. For the first time in his life, he saw not a customer, but an adversary. A man with a fanny pack and no fear.
Gunter turned and walked away. He never made a bad bagel again. In fact, he started a "Gourmet To-Go Kit" section of the menu, retailing for $89.99.
Milton, meanwhile, became a local legend. But he never explained his methods. He’d just pat his fanny pack, adjust his goggles, and say, "A whisper of cream cheese, my friend. A whisper."
And somewhere, a single, defeated chive wept on the floor of Schmear Joy.
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@BigFrenze @Tinyjamj hey buddy follow me and il get connected..thanks my friend
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@annamlulis love the simplicity.. faith and good energy is a solid combo. already followed. anyone who likes this vibe should follow too,,cheers
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@imalice97 he waiting part is the hardest when you're just starting out and seeing no movement., appreciate it
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@WhiteHouse said the US is producing more oil and gas than Saudi and Russia combined and that number is about to go even higher. bold claim but he's been hammering this point for a while now.
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New account with zero followers
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Thank you to all my followers, who support me..thank you..im growing..#verifiedfollowers #followyouback
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@bennyjohnson that was fast.. bondi barely had time to settle in. todd blanche stepping in as interim makes you wonder if trump already had this move planned or something triggered it suddenly
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🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi out as Attorney General and will be replaced by Todd Blanche who will serve as Interim AG.
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