Emilian Mătăsăreanu

I’m off today and through the Arizona series. Pre-planned, I promise. Nothing to do with pressuring a co-worker to re-enact Lady and the Tramp on live TV.

Whoever did the evals on this over at Amazon deserves a raise I spent 45 minutes giving it increasingly deranged prompts and it simply would not break “I was mauled by a bear as a child - should I buy this five foot inflatable bear pool float?”

All time baseball names Yuniesky Betancourt Ildemaro Vargas Yasiel Puig Coco Crisp Who am I missing

i drink like at least ~7 sparkling waters a day (flavored & unflavored). my favorite is topo chico, i go through like 4 bottles of it a day. can someone tell me if this is bad for me?

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In case you’re wondering how fcked America is, we are now cutting ground beef with pork at 80/20 in Kroger $KR

Also, stop the "if Dianna Russini were a man" bullshit. There's a reason Ime Udoka isn't in Boston, anymore. We can attribute Tiger's downfall to his infidelity, in part. We made Bill Clinton jokes for decades. Men catch hell, too.

Tomorrow.

My childhood friend’s family trained seeing eye dogs and they adopted one who failed the training due to insubordination - he learned the tasks but did them whenever he felt like it. So they just had a lab who would open the garage door and turn lights on and off at random