Mr Btptrck 😉

@efootballTribe Nothing will happen, sorry

🚨 Smart Assists Can't wait for Summer Update, So that Rats 🐀 can Play Against Rats 🐀, and Real Men against real Men.

The way MTN moved from being the best network to being the worst needs to be studied

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

There's a reason electricity is under Basic amenities and not Luxurious amenities.

I got raped yesterday in my apartment, February 15th. I have insomnia, if I'm not drunk or high, I can't sleep. It was a Saturday, I drank and drank but it wasnt working, I needed to get high so I could sleep, my eyes were tired but I couldn't sleep. Around 9 I heard a knock

Me liking every tweet about men being in women’s field

POV: Sarah after counting the sheep and realizing that Abraham only took Isaac

Manchester United players going for international break when they enter a plane for the first time in 4 months:

Man City when another club gets fined before they do

don’t @ us again man you neek

They want to forget but retweet and traumatise them 🤣🤣🤣

Good morning. I tried subscribing to Quillbot premium today and my card was declined but I got debited twice. Kindly help with reversing the money . The subscription wasn't successful as my card was declined. @UBAGroup , @UBACares

X staff laughing at your memes before suspending your account.

When you barely pass a course, but you see it again the next semester with “II” behind it.

For the fourth time this season, @B_Fernandes8 is the #PL's Player of the Matchweek 👏🔴

Anything Happens in the World

Time between Offer letter and joining date.

@Teeniiola I know this girl na, let me block her first

If a victim comes out and says he or she has been r@ped, let us stop analyzing it on social media, let us stop saying this person is wrong, this person is lying, it is not for you the onlooker to judge, allow the authorities to do their jobs. You’re not the authorities, you do not have any right to carry out an investigation or say the person is lying or saying the truth. If the authorities do not do their job then we call them out” — Lady says as she drops her opinion on the ongoing Mirabel case

"When we ask men to stop raping us, why is it that some of you men start talking about false rape accusations? Can't we do that on another day?" The problem is that you Komodo dragons never talk about false rape accusers. You don't even care if the allegation is true or not. You hear rape and you go full throttle. Gone are the days when rape accusations would be freely used as a weapon of bringing men down. You lots are wicked and heartless. If your rape claim has visible holes, be sure we'll look through those holes to find the truth.

@MatchDCentral @grok , is this true?

🚨💣 Mikel Arteta on Brentford tactics: “They played for corners and set pieces all game. I’m sorry but that’s not football, something needs to be done about this.”