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Mr Dark Chocolate

@Mr_Dark_Choc

I am a poet with a dream. A black Tsonga Man, an all round optimist. Cricket is the whole thing ,F1 is something else & Music is everything.

Katılım Ocak 2026
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AdityaVarma
AdityaVarma@AdityaVarma45_·
No wonder bro ruled Test cricket as the ICC No.1 bowler for a record of 263 weeks. 😭🔥
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Bridget Nyakato
Bridget Nyakato@mwiine_bri66880·
Name:Nyakato Bridget N Home District: Ntungamo District Marital status:Single CAN WE BE MUTUALS 😂
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@mwiine_bri66880 I used to believe that, I really did but as I've gotten older I've learned that some cases are just different and they require a different approach, I'm not saying I would take back a Cheating partner and I'm not saying I won't but life, real life does not work on clichés
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Bridget Nyakato
Bridget Nyakato@mwiine_bri66880·
If you take back a woman who slept with another man you’re a fool.
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Ohemaa
Ohemaa@akua_witty·
He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t Womanise He doesn’t party He loves God He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
When you finally meet a freak in the sheets, who shows you flames and you like it 😂😂
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@shedimo8 What a disrespectful comparison. Give Ronaldinho the ball now, Vini would battle to take it off Ronaldinho's feet
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Futy
Futy@shedimo8·
Current Vinicius or Prime Ronaldinho??
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@nubian6 😂 It's not on purpose my sister, we simply just don't have the capacity to do that task, I mean you even showed him the box but still. It's like asking us about colours, all we know is green but yall have lime green mint green and stuff. We know pink, yall have lavender rose
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Tannie
Tannie@nubian6·
I once asked this one to get me Kotex light flow, I showed him the box and i had the 32 pack and he asked me if he should also get size 32🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣but at least he got me correct things. Most of them ba ira ka bomo so you don’t send them anymore
Nompumelelo Marawule@NMarawule

Men, what can we do as women to make u buy exactly what we asked you to buy?🥹 You send a man to buy you always ultra and he comes back with cortex and claims these things are the same..

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Charlotte Asaaba
Charlotte Asaaba@AsaabaCharlotte·
I said I'm single, I never said I don’t have a man. 🤷🤷🤷
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Nompumelelo Marawule
Nompumelelo Marawule@NMarawule·
Men, what can we do as women to make u buy exactly what we asked you to buy?🥹 You send a man to buy you always ultra and he comes back with cortex and claims these things are the same..
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@mirexmoses Female behavior, nothing new, you catch them they throw tentrums, play victim, zero accountability
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
Does Wayne Rooney know South African, lol dude is in for a long few days, Fetch him 😂😂
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