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Mr Dark Chocolate

@Mr_Dark_Choc

A poet/writer, A Black Tsonga Man, All round optimist. Gym & Fitness,Cricket, F1,Music is everything. Let's talk, insults don't make you right.

Katılım Ocak 2026
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@Ayoxavagee 😂Ladies yall need to understand that men don't really get turned on by nakedness, we are turned on my imagination, and anticipation, put on semi revealing stuff and watch him get hard
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@mabetie9405 I always say that when a woman cheats they want us to validate their excuses yet when a man cheats apparently there's no excuse
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Bethuel Mathebula
Bethuel Mathebula@mabetie9405·
This lady is trying to justify cheating as if it’s a normal thing. That’s the problem though no matter how it’s explained, cheating is still a choice, and it can’t be dressed up as something acceptable.
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Hey Mahle
Hey Mahle@_asemahle_n·
I’m about to start a new relationship, he’s 1,097km away from me. Any piece of advice 🤲🏽😭😭
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@mabetie9405 Normal sex last roughly minimum of around 7 or 8 minutes. If I can hit the rights sports in that 8 minutes and my lady is satisfied and gets there, I'm good. All these other things are fantasies and stuff
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Bethuel Mathebula
Bethuel Mathebula@mabetie9405·
Sex is meant to be enjoyed, not treated like a marathon or a gym session. Not everyone is trying to go for 20 minutes like it’s a competition 😅 But shoutout to Mac G and Sol Phenduka for keeping it real those honest conversations are needed, even if they get people uncomfortable.
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liftbyTifeh💪
liftbyTifeh💪@bolexy2004·
Gym goers, Be honest: what muscle group do you hate training but still want to grow the most?
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Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤
I’ve seen people have kids but footballers?Danm, those people don't play in the bedroom too😭
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@MrNkosi072 It's very distasteful of the some of the sundowns fans who are trying to discredit the champions league of pirates just because it was won 31 years ago. Everything in life improves with time, it does not make anything irrelevant. Guys celebrate well deserved victory, period.
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MR NKOSI
MR NKOSI@MrNkosi072·
Ngicela ukubuza kuthi yayinamalin icaf eyathathwa ipirates kulonyaka eyathatha ngawo?
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@SbuMasang He's not a model so outside of the field that's fine, on the field he's King Leo the lion ask his opponents.
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MR NKOSI
MR NKOSI@MrNkosi072·
Ubani owabona I pirates ithatha i star🤔
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Charlotte Asaaba
Charlotte Asaaba@AsaabaCharlotte·
Who initiates divorce???? 1. The man 2. The woman
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Wow, He’s Tsonga!
Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname·
"Baby ulimazwe yini la" the sun will shine on me again. 🥺
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👑 Emily T 👑
👑 Emily T 👑@teffo_ME·
Big surprises are coming to Skeem Saam this June, Catch me on Skeem Saam as Alfred Magongoa's mother #SkeemSaam
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👑 Emily T 👑
👑 Emily T 👑@teffo_ME·
After you find that guy who adores you and is actually your fan and treat you right, please treat him like a King, they are very rare to find ❤️
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Ms Roli Wa Liverpool Goodness❤
I once asked this guy to buy me food, he asked what I’d like to eat. I said Nando’s😭. Then he asked me to send the exact meal… it was $12.20 that's around R200. This man said, “You are too poor to be my girlfriend” then blocked me💔😭
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Mr Dark Chocolate
Mr Dark Chocolate@Mr_Dark_Choc·
@realninawysocka How many men in the world make 7 figures? How many men in your country? How many men in your province/state? How many in your town? How many have you ever met? These questions are the questions women must ask, so they aren't when 10 of them are dating 1 guy,ratios matter.
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Craig Brown
Craig Brown@TheDonster10·
Emma Raducanu has now fired 10 coaches in 4.5 years 😳 She must be simply impossible to work with 🤷🏻‍♂️
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