a random person

@MattWallace888 holy fuck your so dumb

Adam Sandler walks into a house full of college students and is expecting to get a big reaction. Instead, almost nobody cares. Super embarrassing! The celebrity class is over.

@CozycupC6149 why have i not been doing this

Describe one word?

@Noir15662 @sisyphus5324 can't believe you're just gonna give up that easily...

@sisyphus5324 ofc ofc

all an incel needs is a mid girlfriend

@liltombrady8 @TomBradyEgo @nobull adult sized clothes lol

@Mr_Lambbb @TomBradyEgo @nobull He just came back from the gym what else is he supposed to wear lmao

Tom Brady coming out the gym with his (cloned) dog Junie 👀

@Goodfatherespf i like to wash mine in the stream to get more nutrients then i dry them in the sun for vitamin d. just dont do it when the moons out at the same time because its gravity won't let the vitamin d penetrate

No Red 40 allowed in this house

@AllieJade1 lmao what, how many gen z people have you met? thousands upon thousands and this is your first time encountering or noticing it. just think about that

I've read about this Gen Z stare and up til now, I'd never encountered it. That was until today. I walked into a local take out shop. 2 cash registers, 2 people ready to take your order. The first girl was busy with customers, so I look at the girl at the 2nd cash. She just stares at me. Her face never moved, she didn't blink, she just stared at me like I was invisible. It was like she didn't know how to acknowledge or give basic social cues. I'm looking at her thinking, usually people behind the counter say hello first as a cue to advance to their wicket. She just stared at me! So I ask: Hi, do you want to take my order? Her: Sure. That's all she initially said. Honestly it was the oddest thing I've ever encountered, it was like she was on auto pilot. Once I started speaking to her, it was like her batteries kicked in and then she smiled became friendly. Has anyone else ever encountered that stare?

@BGatesIsaPyscho real or fake the speech was gay af

Imagine not being able to freely articulate your experience of flying through space at 25,000mph & around the moon, and having to wait for your Ear Piece to work again. In 2026 even the ‘Astronauts’ talk like the Marxists.

@dom_lucre This is one of those ideas that seems smart when you're high af, but you realize doesn't make sense the next day

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Joe Rogan argues of Jesus is returning as AI: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus”

@AndrewBuhman @elonmusk

@Mr_Lambbb @elonmusk

The vaccine dosage was obviously too high and done too many times. I had the original Wuhan virus before there was any vaccine and it was much like any other cold/flu. Bad, but not terrible. But my second vaccine shot almost sent me to the hospital. Felt like I was dying.

@AndrewBuhman @elonmusk taking a stance either way and then polarizing people when the science isn't settled is a low level way of Being. most of you on both sides are doing the same lame ass shit. keep your politics out of the science. Or just keep throwing out insults for that little hit of dopamine

@Mr_Lambbb @elonmusk

@AndrewBuhman @elonmusk the ignorance and cognitive dissonance to take this stance spits in the face of science

@PhilosophieW @elonmusk you write this as if covid being bad means vaccine is good. both can be bad my guy

@elonmusk How do you then explain the high death rate at the beginning of the pandemic among people who were NOT vaccinated?

@elonmusk covid by itself needs to be looked into aswell for causing longterm problems. ik like 4-5 people who didn't get the vaccine but have had health problems since including me

@bt1jj you're missing out

كيف يأكل الناس هذا؟

@planethunter56 I say the Aliens are doing it on purpose or the crashes are all fake. I can't buy alien life being so advanced to make it here and then crashing, sounds like bullshit

The fact that solid, technologically advanced objects and their non-human occupants have crashed on earth's surface and have been retrieved by multiple groups (and were then studied in actual laboratories)... should put the aliens are demons narrative to rest. Squashed. Good night.

@DamonAlan @elonmusk if they want to they'll be able to do it wirelessly or just smart dust.

@elonmusk I wouldn't allow this to be done to me, I value my intact mind and consciousness too much. But I completely respect what is accomplished with it and see the potential to help many. My concern is, can this be a doorway to someday hack human minds?

Neuralink enables those who have lost the ability to speak to speak again

@NightSkyToday Yogi Bear

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@dogsmellsgood i've always thought my ear drum was fucked up lmao

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

@masami777777 this is off-putting