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@Tropius Can't, Ash's Mom locked the door and told me to make a mess and clean it up again so I could eternally clean this fucking house.

@Shelgon You can fly? Mr. Mime wishes he could fly away from this horrible place. Fuck Mime Life.

@Sentret come closer to the window ledge. Mime can't leave the house but he wants to touch your furry tail.

@drowzee_ all I do is work all day and you just fucking lay around. I even dress to entertain, you're just a droopnosed cunt.

@Ketchum_France You never told me you were going on holiday. You never take Mr.Mime on holiday. There is nor enough food for Mr. Mime..aaaah

@MISSINGNO_ Never learned to surf. The closest i get to water is my dog bowl. doing the dishes in the sink, or when Ms. Ketchum pisses on me

@drowzee_ I sometimes find a bit of rope under the couch. But it's never enough to hang myself.

@Shelgon I share this feeling. I have not been free since I was taken from the circus and sold into slavery by Blaine the Gym Master.

Found Ms. Ketchum's double ended dildo.

@BrotherOfSlow Hey does shellder eat your shit up good? It would be handy for Ash's hangover beer shits that clog up the can.

Why is every room in this fucking house yellow?

@Koffing Ms. Ketchim thinks its funny to sludgestomp my face iafter I'm done fertilising the garden with it.

Found some guy, Giovanni's wallet on the locker in Ms.Kethcum's bed. Had a condom in it, made a tiny hole with a tic-tac, and put it back

@Victreebel Your mouth makes a great bin bag

@moltres I learned how to clean once....I curse those days...

@moltres I only know confusion D; I hit mysrlf in confusion.

How do i get this makeup off?

Ash's Mom is back from Pallet Market. Bought me two aprons. One says Pokehousewife and the other says Mr Mine...they're both hot pink... fml

My shoes definately need some bells.

Waiting for Ms Mime...