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@admcollingwood The monkey deserved it and we’d do it again

As a teenager who—as teenagers are wont to be—was effortlessly sure of his own generation's superiority, I laughed at the stories of people kicking Dachshunds in the street in 1914 because they were 'German dogs'. Or the story of the people of Hartlepool hanging a monkey because they thought the poor beast to be a French spy. I don't laugh anymore. The only thing that's changed is that we now have nukes. When you stop to think about it for a moment, it's alarming. The Epstein case cleaves open the rotten heart of the British establishment, and our journalists—who one is often shocked to find actually writing given all the self-congratulationary backslapping they engage in—are concocting preposterous scare stories about Russian bionic spy pigeons. In next week's papers: "Why does nobody trust the mainstream media anymore? Maybe we should ban social media to stop the lumpen gammons coming under the sway of conspiracy theorists?"

@Official_HUFC #WelcomeLandon

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Wonder goal from Scunthorpe. Other than that, a very solid display. The only concerning thing is the clear lack of depth. If any of that back four get injured (which is a probability) we will encounter some issues.

@Harriso08302364 Good luck mate, Germans tried and they got sent packing

Serious conversations need to be had about Hartlepool and wether or not it needs to be bombed

@M_Simmoo @HadfieldScott @fpl_tactician Wheat Crunchies

@HadfieldScott @fpl_tactician Gotta be salt and vinegar McCoys

You’ve been asked to bring crisps round for the match, what are you picking up?

@Joe_Bousfield23 twitter.com/hansmollman/st…

When the bouncer asks for ID

@cxllem @drfc_official @MarshLukeW @Joe_Bousfield23 @M_Simmoo Donny in Blue is odd

@drfc_official @MarshLukeW @Mr_Parmo @Joe_Bousfield23 @M_Simmoo how we let him go is beyond me

🎥 Did someone order a team goal of the season contender? TLT 👉 Woody 👉 Biggo 👉 Ironside 👀 👉 Mols 👉 Haks 👉 Bails 👈 Haks 👉 Mols💥 🔴 #DRFC ⚪️

Who do Hartlepool United play today?

@Vanarama @Official_HUFC @TheVanaramaNL @cxllem

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@xSTRATHYx @FootyScran @Official_HUFC Have to watch the mighty Pools win first, so come any week you fancy

Chicken parmo loaded chips - fried breaded chicken topped with bechamel sauce and cheese with chips at Hartlepool United (@Official_HUFC) 💷 £5.50

@M_Simmoo @MartinScarboro4

i’ll take cash, bank transfer and even i’ll take a cheque my man @MartinScarboro4

Crimdon Deve caves

Probably not the first

Thornaby

No