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Guys 😥😥.. I even downloaded an app called 'how to get a girlfriend'😭😭

Personally I could never marry someone whose spiritual ideologies aren't aligned with mine.

@Tshegokiie LIFE!!!

Don't get left behind Didi. Ke nako twitter.com/DoBedda/status…

Help! I need an app that tells you a person's intention before you engage with them!!!

Gents. Would you be happy seeing your daughter marrying a guy like you? I know I would.

Good morning to all the ladies who prefer airtime and data over flowers and chocolates.

Tjuuuuu.. Hitler probably turning in his grave right about now.

My body so used to waking up early. *goes back to bed*

I can't wait to be able to respond to people with 'let me check with my wife'

Zion I - How many times

The 'friend' in boyfriend/girlfriend is very important guys.

Legs for days twitter.com/_Mackenzie99/s…

Hopefully I never have to type out another cv ever again in my life. #hustling

If I don't correct a typo when texting you it's because I'm assuming your smart enough to use the context of our convo as well as your logic to put 2 and 2 together. Don't be an idiot.

Good morning light skinned ladies with chubby cheeks. What's for breakfast?

I can't stand a person who doesn't know how to set their priorities straight

If it doesn't move me or stir up my emotions then your music is trash. Argue with your Mic stand!