Mr.Ezy

An overweight girl said I smell good… Me trying to figure out if it was a compliment or a threat

Parents: my son is gonna become a doctor when he grows up Meanwhile son who got selected at Vishal mega Mart security: 🗿

Forgive me god

Me leaving my girlfriend's place after having s*x with her because the morgue closes at 11 p.m.

When your bro borrows your trimmer for his 'beard'... but walks out of the bathroom with his beard untouched

what was the most hurtful thing she told you?