Callie Clements

Let’s all agree to get rid of fax machines. We can use email.

@ohheyjoelle Literally crying 😭

LMC brought me my best friends, my husband, and the greatest memories of stepping on a field with a group with an unbreakable bond. It’s hard to put into words how thankful I am. #bemore #lmcwlax

I understand social distancing and being quarantined but I’m sick and tired of making every meal

Does anyone else think “damn, what am I going to do with all those holiday Barbies when my parents finally clean the attic?”

@pey_le @sarahbethashley I’m free

@ohheyjoelle I read this tweet 3 times before I realized you weren’t talking about baggage like you take on an airplane

Who remembers the 5 finger discount from That’s So Raven?

@ohheyjoelle Being over the legal drinking age and LMC still writing us up for drinking...

It's been 14 YEARS since Troy and Gabriella met on New Years Eve

cindy lou who did what she had to do to hit the notes and claim her title as queen of christmas and she deserves more recognition

🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 ONLY 1 WEEK LEFT 🌟 🎄 🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 🎁🎁🎁🎁 UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE! 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 #Christmas #Christmas2019

*Goes to see the Sound of Music* Me-Do you know Julie Andrews? Buff-no, did she go to lees mcrae?

Honestly, lazy susans are a pain in the ass

I love people that are like “I’m not letting my kids get participation trophies “ and you know damn well they have little league soccer trophies in their parent’s attic....

🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼 🎄 2 9 D A Y S 🌟 🎁 L E F T U N T I L 🎅🏼 🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟 🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼🎄🌟🎁🎅🏼

I'm going to tell my kids this was the Holy Bible

Cady Heron, Regina George, Gretchen Wieners & Karen Smith didn't have to go that hard on their performance of Jingle Bell Rock but they really did

Me- if I needed help, could you help my dye my hair this weekend? Buff- no... I don’t have arms