CarieGene Smith

Does it make u a douchebag if u get ur nickname tattooed somewhere ? I have to say absolutely. More so if its a name of the same sex

Spunk told the kids "Watch out ur mom just ate spinach. Have u ever seen it. She will punch u 2 the next room.

I feel pretty when I'm a hunchback.... does that mean IR not very pretty now?

Wish that was in video.

My son 14, just hit himself in the face with a badminton racket. Lmao. Wow that's really funny.

@JennyAnchondo Great 1st day of spring break. twitpic.com/cebbqp

"@SteveMartinToGo: Thinking of hiring a consultant!" What do you consulted about? :-)

My boyfriend just said "Your an Angel... ANGEL OF DEATH.. wow, I haven't even killed any1 today.

My 9 yr old said "y does Lexie(18yrs) get to eat anything? I said "she is 18" she said "I'm only 9 yrs away... this is true. And..

Morning Crazies. Hope all is well here.

How do some people survive childhood? I mean really.

20lbs Turkey in the roaster. Not sure why I bought such a big Turkey. Lol but it smells so good.

Good morning Crazies. Hope every1 has a great day... oh yeah I mean " happy monday " Jk.

I could train my mother, who has never kicked a thing except my ass a few times, for about 37 minutes and have her kick farther than 13 yds.

Love "Young Frankinstien" 1 of the all time great movies. @bobandtom @bobkevoian

Will Spunk's nephew indirectly and unknowingly called me a Hoe. WTF Will...

So it's Lent @ church. I'm supposed to give something up till its over. Hmmm. Ok I'm giving up church till Lent is over. Does that work out?

9 yr old daughter "Muffins w/mom & doughnut w/dad. Muffins r weak & doughnuts r manly." But don't feel bad mom.

Morning Crazies.

You would have to consume 1,500 pounds of marijuana in 15 minutes to overdose! Details --> omgf.ac/ts/ua3