scoobert doobert

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

can i come over and shed hair everywhere

A pub called The Shagged Arse.

there is no reason a beautiful woman with big boobs should have to go to work

Happy Easter, read my article on Manchester’s best fetish club🫶 mancunion.com/2023/04/08/clu…

My article got published 👉🏼👈🏼

Marc Rebillet just poured Buckfast into my mouth

“cherries” · by robert spear dunning, c. 19th century

Just ran from Afflecks to platform 14 at Picadilly in 4 minutes I am going to shit my lungs out

Going on a date to see Licorice Pizza with a boy who is 6 months younger than me

Purposely throwing the game in csgo so Russian men shout at me

@vickyannvicky He zipped past me too fast and I was frozen with bemusement

@MrsDoobert Where r the receipts

Why’ve I just seen a man peddling round northern quarter on a penny-farthing

i think grimes looks hot wearing her level 1 world of warcraft character outfit, sorry!!

@maddiemoonie @Lil_Lelo_98 Gunna kiss u

@Lil_Lelo_98 I guess I’m more like Jimmy Savile than I thought then