Heather she/her

Dear Everyone, Just because a few dudes wrote something down a long time ago doesn't make it A) True, B) Applicable to modern society or, C) An appropriate way for you to add structure to your thoughts and behavior. Love Always, Mom

@altonbrown That was only three postits

@altonbrown Will there be a Thanksgiving special on YouTube this year?

I've got a bunch of post-its, ask away.

@altonbrown Which is better, sausage gravy or bacon gravy?

@altonbrown If I doubled your candy corn recipe, would that be enough to fill a pumpkin shaped cake mold?

@altonbrown How bad is velveeta, really?

@altonbrown Ugh, I can’t believe you’re making me go look at the news

I just cut up four slim Jim’s into a mixing bowl of captain crunch, heavy cream and bourbon, topped with mini marshmallows because….you know why.

@altonbrown I’ll ask. What’s the question?

Nobody asked me so I think I'm just going to zip it.

There is a notably low number of immunologists on the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices. The number is zero.

From what I can tell so far, Restef Levi would like us, as a nation, to collectively f*#% around and find out. Which leads me to believe that he be swimmin in those sweet sweet insurance industry dollars, because they are the only ones who would benefit

So…I can drop the f-bomb now, right?

@altonbrown Just in time for pride month, good thinking!

Just so everyone knows, I’m working on my new kitchen equipment show for YouTube; it’s called OnlyPans.

Personalized & Autographed! Supplies are limited, so… altonbrown.com/products/food-…

@altonbrown Guacamole?

Anyone know how to prevent wife from discovering you ate an entire pint of mint chip in one sitting? Asking for a friend.

@altonbrown Still have a copy of this one on my bulletin board. Good daily reminder

@altonbrown Second option: don’t talk about food at all. Just talk about respecting human beings, basic human rights, your thoughts on voting, how checks and balances work, you know, whatever

So, it appears that 4.2M of you out there still follow me on this platform. What kinds of stuff would you like to engage with these days?

@altonbrown How to find/acquire healthy food when all the options around are garbage, even when you don’t live in a food desert. Also, food deserts.

@poetastrologers Matt Bellamy

Who is your favorite Gemini of all time?

@ronnui_ I will die on a hill of cavatappi

I hate that the history books are going to be like "X was a prolific platform built for the purpose of creating and spreading right wing fascist propaganda, and also where Ron Iver would frequently state his opinion on various pasta shapes"

This was, by far, the best #LastBite show I’ve ever seen #altonbrownlive