Mrs. Flinnie

It really did feel later than it is

Fun fact @MrsFlinnie DID NOT in fact love that

@flinnie @flinniesdream 40 gallon hefty flaps. Also, I want one

@flinniesdream @MrsFlinnie COACH WANTS TO KNOW HOW BIG IT IS

@flinnie is getting a Beaver Wrestling shirt.

@flinnie What in God's green acres?

I'll take things overheard on my honeymoon for $300

@WaltzingMtilda And you don't have to call me Merle haggard anymore... Even though you're on my fighting side I'll hang around as long as you will let me (let me let me let me) Snd I never minded standing in the rain (In the got damned rain)

What lyrics do you know by heart? No cheating. For me it's this: Well I was drunk The day my Mom got out of prison And I went To pick her up In the rain

@WaltzingMtilda See? @flinnie I'm not the only one. I don't care how every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, you're at the "gym" training for the tongue gymnastics. We both know you're at a taco truck.

I do not tongue kiss under any circumstances because that is disgusting.

@flinnie @Bubola

@Bubola Jokes on you, I measure from the prostate out

Oh no. It's as much as we think. Sincerely, All Women

@flinnie ..... I love when you moo at me. Makes me utterly moist

Some folks moo going past a field of cows. Hammy has other things he yells.

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita The pure exhaustion of being hated just for existing.

@tothebeachx @MrsFlinnie @WoldenAnita Meanwhile, she's a target to every hottie

Damn some people are completely unaware of how hard it is to be around them fr… This fool and his wife are the literal WORST!!! 😒

@tothebeachx @flinnie @WoldenAnita We're still trying to figure this all out.

@MrsFlinnie @flinnie @WoldenAnita So you offered him death or marriage, and he chose life?

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita But here we are. Happily together. For all of eternity. Forever. 😬☺️😘🙃

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita Wasn't an easy feat. Lots of crisco, tarps, barbed wire, ace of base greatest hits CD, tranquilizer darts, and a peach cobbler. And that was just to get him into my van.

@tothebeachx @flinnie @WoldenAnita Yah he keeps me on the low. You know. Gravity and stuff.

@flinnie @WoldenAnita @MrsFlinnie I'm today years old when I learned there's a Mrs Flinnie

@flinnie @WoldenAnita Oh my lanta. We ride at dusk

@MrsFlinnie @WoldenAnita She saw us out and about and didn't say S'up!

@flinnie @WoldenAnita Bae - she talking about us?

@WoldenAnita Next time you see me and @MrsFlinnie say hi

How you're taking notes, @flinnie

My @flinnie has an innie...

@flinnie @MickeyBlowtorch It's funny how you think I don't know these things...

@MickeyBlowtorch I would make sweet love to Wendy's Baconator, don't tell @MrsFlinnie

If you were going to have one cheat day per year, with one fast food hamburger, what do you pick?

@klubberdamnlang @flinnie Don't we all, though?

@flinnie @MrsFlinnie Dammit, now I want Xena *and* something fried

@MrsFlinnie imma need you to answer the door like this tonight