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@lightning36 @LasVegasLocally It is quite the earworm.

@MrsLedr @LasVegasLocally Still singing Karma Chameleon? 😄

What are you doing today, Vegas-wise?

@VitalVegas I didn’t even know it was open.

More than a dozen people showed up for the drone show and party at BLVD. This mall is a financial sinkhole and nobody’s talking about it.

@ick_real Start a retirement account now, even if you can’t contribute very much. Time is on your side with investing and it will grow very large by the time you retire.

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@GellerNancy @JJWatt And you think $12/hr. is adequate?

@JJWatt The tipping is for ‘servers’ who make $2.19/hr. Not a counter clerk making ~$12/hr period. Stop the guilt~

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@TimReillyPoker @FlamingoVegas If a bartender says my drink is $30, I’m walking away without paying, leaving the drink on the bar.

What the hell happened to Vegas? I can’t believe why they don’t understand why numbers are down so much!! On my break from a poker tournament today i witnessed something on my way to eat. A bartender @FlamingoVegas trying to charge $30 to some tourist after they lost $20 in the slot machine at their bar for a drink. I questioned it and he quickly threatened security. Guys like Manny at the flamingo deserve to be fired. And if their bosses are backing in their decisions, they also deserve to be fired. Numbers are down. Vegas sucks right now and it’s absolutely insane. No one wants to say anything.

@lightning36 I did the same last trip. 😞

Lamenting the former poker room at Flamingo this morning. 😐

@jedirich_ @VitalVegas Those girls are grandmas now.

Whether you like it or not, this rolling billboard is Vegas history. I remember seeing it New Year’s 1999–2000… and it’s still out here working the Strip. Anyone know the exact year it first started running? @VitalVegas

@samuelcook @Max @samlambert @Instacart Same

@Max @samlambert @Instacart bro i literally thought this was a satire tweet of someone pretending to make the most absurd response mimicking instacart. and you're actually the cofounder lmao.

fuck @Instacart

@EpicDaveGaming @GamewithDave I can still hear the swinging sound

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@mhvegas @GamewithDave I loved Combat.

@LifeNLasVegas “Showgirls”

🚨 Breaking: Showgirls are a ghosted due to low visibility on Fremont Street downtown Las Vegas. What do you think would help them?

@CrisCardotyn @clair_janitor @ConorGogarty bbc.com/news/articles/…

@clair_janitor @ConorGogarty Wrong. Well he is 17 but was also sentenced to 17yrs. I’ll await the apology.

I was just in court for the case of a 17-year-old who murdered a man in the street without provocation As the judge was telling him how he'd taken one life and ruined more, the boy turned towards the press, grinning and moving his eyebrows up and down I don't think I've seen...

@CrazyVibes_1 It doesn’t look thrown to me. And if bags are put too close to a door that opens out like this one, you can’t open it.

So I come home and see all my groceries just dumped outside like this. Bags thrown on the concrete, drinks on the ground, everything just sitting there like trash. Zero care. What makes it worse is that I messaged them to wait because I was literally near the house, minutes away. And still, no call, no text, no waiting. Just a quick doorbell tap and they vanished. Cool, thanks for the heads-up that my food is outside slowly becoming a neighborhood donation. I'm not asking for five-star service, but this is straight-up lazy and disrespectful. If you're going to drop stuff off, at least don't treat it like you're tossing junk on a sidewalk. This genuinely pissed me off because it's such an easy thing to do right, and somehow they still didn't.

@BladeoftheS Obvious rage bait, but in case there’s a young woman out there reading this who wonders if this is how she’ll need to live…it’s not. Don’t do it. I say from experience, it’s better to be alone and independent than in a miserable relationship.

Obituary - Died sad lonely incel.

@lightning36 Is that your view and pool? Lucky.

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh, boy Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin' Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me. Come back and share your photo: I'll go first.😂

@SCVegas 1995 prices

@JanesDebbi39566 @gogoprh61 @1stavecathy @lesleyabravanel That is certainly the case for many. I was referring to Dr. Oz making a sweeping statement and saying it was good for the economy.

@gogoprh61 @MrsLedr @1stavecathy @lesleyabravanel Don’t you believe if they could, they certainly would. With their benefits being cut back, how are they supposed to survive?

Dr Oz: "Seniors should retire later and kids put off schooling and work right out of high school. They should do this in order to make up for federal debt." Oprah owes us an apology for this fraud.

@1stavecathy @lesleyabravanel The longer seniors stay on the job, the fewer opportunities for younger workers to move up.

@lesleyabravanel Seniors should retire later, it's much better for your health. And a lot of kids should work before going to college, it gives you some perspective.