bridget of the peaches

Where are all the supportive shoes for middle aged lesbians with foot pain and a need to still be as cool as I felt in college???

Hey siri show me hairstyles for masc-leaning but still feminine queer moms.

Ew. #MyXAnniversary

New favorite insult is calling someone the contents of a car’s back seat. “You’re a sun hat and an empty box of cheez its.” “Yeah, we’ll you’re a piece of foam core and a rain jacket.”

For some reason, when I searched “beach” in my photos, this shot came up of Charlotte Sullivan and I from last year.

@LunaVulgaris Yikes.

@bbferrar @RebeccaBarrick Congratulations! 🍾 🥂

Beyond happy right now. It’s been a LONG time coming. ❤️🌈❤️ @RebeccaBarrick

I am issuing a formal apology to anyone who’s played Never Have I Ever with me, because I just found out via notes in my baby book that I HAVE broken a bone. Apparently this cool dislocate-y shoulder party trick I could always do is because I broke my collar bone at birth.

You ever get nostalgic for the most random details of your childhood? Today I found myself wishing for a Hershey bar that had paper I could unwrap then slowly peel back the foil as I eat it.

Catching up on the latest episode of Critical Role so this is probably a late take, but who else thinks Marisha’s boxing robe should say “You can certainly try”

Honestly, y’all, she’s dying to give you her recs.

@Asayshmmm @NiceNStuff Just a little tiny you, in that same shirt, hat and shoes 😆

@NiceNStuff @MrsNiceNStuff AGREED!

@emtothea Soup is a top tier meal. I make soup every Sunday from September until my wife makes me stop in the spring.

still can’t decide if soup is underrated or overrated

@BrianalikesTV Woof! That’s a long way

@BrianalikesTV Where is it? How far of travel?

@JackieElzakhem Perfect, thanks!

@MrsNiceNStuff School uniforms, froyo or ice cream, strongest superhero

Hey pals, looking for controversial Hot Topic prompts for my 9-11 year old students to practice social conversations and disagreeing respectfully, any ideas?? Past examples: pineapple on pizza, pickles are disgusting, roblox vs. minecraft

@WrackWonder More than full songs, there are lines that catch me as poetic. In Something Corporate’s Woke Up in a Car, the line “I traced away the fog, so I could see the Mississippi on her knees” always brings the imagery of this powerful, beautiful river just begging to be witnessed

Recently had to switch to some “unscented” body products, and I just have to say, the natural coconut scent in some of them reminds me of movie popcorn butter. Like I’m just lathering myself in that little pump pump. Gross.

Too late. Home Improvement + Animal Crossing = Happy Home Paradise.