OLUWATOMIOLA ALAWODE
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OLUWATOMIOLA ALAWODE
@MrsOluA
ALX Certified Virtual Assistant| Seasoned Educator| Researcher
Nigeria Katılım Eylül 2014
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Some people will not use.... I remember suggesting lube to a woman complaining of vaginal dryness, another woman was like she should do it discretely and not allow her husband to catch her... I was just confused.
Dr. Tee@Lumideee_
Vaginal dryness is real after birth. Lubricant makes a big difference
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Let me tell you guys a story.
When I was pregnant,and was to start my antenatal visits, we were told to carry out series of tests including HIV test.
Before then, I hadn't done it because I was scared.😂
You know this time, I had no other choice than to do it.
I went to the lab, had the tests done, and was told to come back the next antenatal date for my results.
When I got home, I checked online how it's interpreted if someone has HIV. In my mind, what if....what if 😂😂😂
My next antenatal visit finally came...I woke up very early; in my mind, let me go early in case o.
When I got to the lab, the lab attendant called my name, and said I should wait, that her boss told her not to give me yet; my heart raced like crazy.. I'm sure my BP went up to 200+. The boss later came and told me to come to his office..I was literally shaking.
He said, madam, please I need your urine sample. The one we took last week had an inaccurate reading,so we want to take another one. I asked him, can I see my other results, he handed the result to me and the first one I checked was HIV...when I saw non- reactive, I had a huge sigh of relief and started laughing at myself.. 😂😂😂
End.
The Merg’s Beddings@FummyzzyGmail
Why do people actually get scared of doing HIV test?
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Do you need money?
Answer without using: Yes, Ya, Yeah, Yup, Absolutely, of course, sure.
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Is there any public university in Nigeria that has an air-conditioned lecture hall where students always study in a controlled environment?
Any University at the moment?
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OLUWATOMIOLA ALAWODE retweetledi
If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.
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@JulianHorton12 @slimsuki_ Your acting was top notch, kindly ignore him.
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@slimsuki_ Emmy winners and Oscar winners will tell you that you killed the role, other actors will tell you that you killed the role, the majority will tell you that you killed the role... but then there's always a couple of these niggas 😂😂😂. Can’t please everyone. Impossible.
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You better enjoy the money because the poor acting in this series won’t get you another.
J12@JulianHorton12
To think before this show, I was driving Uber and barely had $500 to my name… to now being a pivotal character on the number 1 show in the world… there’s no words to explain how great God is. All it takes is one. Grateful forever. #BeautyInBlack
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An agbaya like me will call him to disrupt his train of thoughts
“Mummy e nko”?
Tomi of ROYAL LINE FOODS@InneInnih
I walked past a child now and he is singing... "Biscuit meji, Mineral kan" Obviously, he is on an errand and has been warned to not forget. I laughed because....
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OLUWATOMIOLA ALAWODE retweetledi
It took about 3 months to draw this, please use 1 sec of your time to like and repost. thank you.
Ifure Usen@real_Ifyarts
My new pencil art on paper. Shadows of the evening II
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@ib_Ailen This is not deeper life oooo. Ring on the fingers ke
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First time seeing a very pretty deeper life bride
She’s so cute even without doing heavy makeup ❤️
it’s like deeper life bride and bridesmaids are now allowed to fix nails now and do light makeup unlike before
That’s nice
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omgggg guys please help me 😭🙏
Every like, repost and comment counts.
If we reach the target he said we’ll link up and I’ll also choose one person from my comments for him to bless 😭
Please if you can, drop like 10 comments so it pushes the tweet.
I’m reading every single comment 😭🎉
Thank you so much fr ❤️
Oluchyy 💙🌹@OluchyyRaregem
omggggg Asherkine replied me on iG 😭😭😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🎉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Leave her alone ma, she will start when she is ready. Do not, I repeat, do not stress yourself.
Abbys_householdmart@Bunmie_oguns
My people, today I said I want to start potty training my daughter. I have regretted this decision like 1 million times already. Oloriire used wee wee scatter everywhere in this house. The first time she shouted: “Mummy wee wee ooo!” Before God and man, the wee wee had already landed on the floor. 😩 After that one, madam stopped informing me completely. She just dey wee wee like government project wey no get announcement. Sofa side… wee wee. Floor… wee wee. Near the door… another one. At some point I just stood there asking myself, “Is this child training me or am I the one training her?” My people I have surrendered. I don wear her pampers back with immediate effect. Because I cannot come and faint because of somebody’s daughter. Abeg parents in this house, when did potty training finally work for your own children? Because this one nearly finished me today. 😭😂
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@General_Somto This is so sweet to watch even when I don't understand the language. Congratulations to them both.
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Viva Detergent Has Finally Signed Them 👏🏽❤️
Somto Okonkwo@General_Somto
As Seen At Onitsha Main Market #IgboAmaka
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@_Iamolugbenga @mariolexxx Your decision is commendable Sir.
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@mariolexxx And I was like if I don't call, won't they call me ,, and it's two yrs they don't call and don't call too,I was sick and they sent their daughter to me that they wish me a quick recovery, even if I sent them something they would wait for me to call them before they thank me
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@JohnnyshelbyPB @jessazike @bilionaire_dgb @Bembella84 It is still good that she does not start what she cannot continue.
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@MrsOluA @jessazike @bilionaire_dgb @Bembella84 How does sharing food with your in-laws involve troublesome family and shit, just for Ramadan, even neighbours the share food every Ramadhan, talk about family, I wish you guys well with this mindset,and may you have a happy family insha'Allah
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My brother got married in December and this is his first Ramadan with his wife. She is our next door neighbor and not once did she send food over to our mum. Is it that she is stingy or she lacks common sense?
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@JohnnyshelbyPB @bilionaire_dgb @Bembella84 Be like say you never jam troublesome family and in-laws
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If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t litter your environment today, like & RT. Let’s run a quick check.
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What would you do with 250 dollars right now?
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@dimma_opinion @sxdiqcarter_ Same here. You will just see your teacher with a new car on Monday morning.
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@sxdiqcarter_ Yes I remember this vividly, almost all my teachers in secondary school had a car, our garage was always full, back in 2010-2016 I graduated.
When I went back to get my certificate few years ago, only one car was in the garage and it was for the Principal!!
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Before Bubu came in, if you went to public schools, many teachers had their own cars, even if it was through cooperative loans. They knew they could pay back, and some used to wait until retirement to buy with their gratuity. But now 😂😂😂😂
If you like allow them full you say no be APC destroy Nigeria.
B.O.D@bod_repuplic
Nobody is talking about how primary and secondary school teachers in this country are swimming in poverty.
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