Shelley Gill

@thecocktailgeek I'm intrigued by the chicken ear; I thought they just had holes!

@thecocktailgeek yep and I'll have the mountain! Do you think they'll deliver?

@thecocktailgeek I have yet to meet a martini capable of cleaning a 2" thick layer of plaster dust from a carpet and child's bed!

@ScrybbDrink are you a soft drink for vampires?

@thecocktailgeek @GinMonkeyUK I think I prove that tolerance of alcohol in inversely proportional to tolerance of people!!!!

@sarebethren you can have the puffy one the hairdresser gave me today, not impressed!

@thecocktailgeek perhaps it was a christening you'd wondered in on? Might explain their ages.

@thecocktailgeek I thought you were at church.

@sarebethren thank you lovely, I can sleep easily now!

@sarebethren phew I can begin to relax!

@sarebethren lovely but please turn that quaver around, it's backwards and I'm a bit OCD!

@thecocktailgeek picture please!

@rachael_gill She was sat in the shopping trolley and then I tried to push it instead of @thecocktailgeek #reasonmydaughtercriedtoday

@thecocktailgeek that's because I don't spend all day tweeting!

@thecocktailgeek how about you see how good at packing you are next! #weleaveat10.30

@GinMonkeyUK it's all lies!!! @thecocktailgeek looks awful in a dress; he has a severe case of genu valgum!

@pactcoffee @thecocktailgeek it was sat in the porch waiting when I returned from work so coffee and croissants for breakfast! Excellent

@thecocktailgeek @pactcoffee after the night shift I'm having I hope it arrives nice and early!

@thecocktailgeek so you're bringing wine home?

@thecocktailgeek are you drinking wine at the office?