Victoria Robinson

You’re such a liar, you know there is a full record in print, right? It would’ve been faster if you had made the request when other states did, but you waited until folks were standing on the roof of a hospital needing rescue. He granted it within hours, when you finally asked.

-FULL EPISODES of Woody's Round-Up -A GOOD Buzz Lightyear movie: Just a campy space movie with a few too many Star Wars references -A correction of the text at the beginning of Lightyear, stating that Lightyear is the direct to DVD sequel of the actual movie that Andy watched

Things @Pixar can release before we get any more sequels: - A version of A Bug's Life in which the ants have 6 limbs - A version of Toy Story 2 in which Woody still has the burn mark on his forehead from the first movie (It'll get painted over when he gets repaired.)

Beat boxing #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

When right-wing scum tried to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, Republicans made excuses. When a lunatic beat Paul Pelosi with a hammer, they made jokes. And when Trump sent a mob to attack the Capitol, they made up lies. Don’t lecture us about condemning violence.

JD Vance: “I’m going to vote 3rd Party because I can’t stomach Trump. I think he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.”

Tweet deleted by JD Vance when he ran for Senate: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. God wants better of us.”

.@VoteGloriaJ has been a champion for working families in Tennessee every day she’s been in office. We need more leaders like her. The Tennessee State Council is proud to support her in her reelection for House District 90!

Honestly, Disney hasn't been the same since they stopped making eccentric grandmothers.

I can't elaborate on this, but babies smile at you like they're in on an inside joke.

Having to switch between streaming services to watch the sequel of a movie just ain't it.

It’s the guns.

5yo: Mommy, were you weird when you were a kid? Gee, where do I even start?

A #TNAMBERAlert has been issued for 5-month-old Avah Richmond out of Trousdale County. Avah is 24” long, 15 lbs. with brown hair and blue eyes. She was last seen yesterday in Hartsville. If you have seen Avah, call 1-800-TBI-FIND or Trousdale Co. SO at 615-374-3994. 1/2

It is incredibly irresponsible of Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible not to give their children superhero names in either movie. They didn't even need to be good; it would've taken a minute to think of something like Speedy and Invisagirl just to protect their identities.

@MarshaBlackburn They are welcome to look up the state standards, read the classroom/school newsletter, check Google Classroom, read emails from their students' teachers, volunteer in the classroom, attend parent/teacher conferences, talk to their children, etc.

Parents should have the right to know what their children are learning. The left's indoctrination of our children must end.

IF ABU DOESN'T COUNT WHEN HE GOES INTO THE CAVE OF WONDERS, HIM TOUCHING THE TREASURE SHOULDN'T COUNT EITHER. #Aladdin

@jimmyfallon Not a lyric, but a band name. My 5-year-old calls My Chemical Romance "Mommy's Chemical Romance" because she doesn't realize that "my" is part of the band's name. @MCRofficial #MisheardLyrics

It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Grammy Awards this Sunday, tweet out a funny song lyric that you or someone you know misunderstood. Could be on the show! #MisheardLyrics

#BREAKING: Abby Zwerner’s attorney, Diane Toscano, reveals damning new details of what transpired on the day Abby was shot by her 6yo student. She says school admins ignored MULTIPLE concerns about an imminent threat raised by students AND staff. Listen to her timeline (part 1):