Anathema

@DenverZoo Hubby and son are going to Costa Rica next week - hope a baby sloth finds its way into their luggage! Or a coati - I’m not picky!

Finding a venomous snake in your suitcase after vacation isn’t exactly the souvenir you’d expect, but it’s what one University of Colorado Boulder student found after returning from a trip to Costa Rica. 🐍🧳 When a juvenile slender hognose pit viper was discovered in the student's suitcase, experts at Denver Zoo Conservation Alliance partnered with @COParksWildlife and Scales 'N Tails to safely rescue and rehome the snake. Now this slithery stowaway calls DZCA home and is receiving expert care behind the scenes in Tropical Discovery. Learn more about this unique rescue story: denverzoo.org/zootales/dzca-…

@Ghastly_Glimmer @MattGrippi @RaineyOvalle 💯

@MattGrippi @RaineyOvalle i dont buy a book based on its cover, i buy it based on the synopsis, wether i read the synopsis is based on the covet

When I saw this book, I thought the cover looked cool so I bought it. I had no idea it would become my favorite book of all time. Thanks to the internet, we have lost the magic of simply diving into something without seeking approval or co-signs from strangers.

@caytlyn_brooke GOTHIC HISTORICAL THRILLER?!?! Sign me up!

Just heard back and my new gothic historical thriller was not only an Editor's Pick from BookLife, but the review will also be published in the April edition of Publisher's Weekly! I am SO freaking excited!!

@mewmewzu The goddess boys do it so. Much. Better.

Hilarious🤣

@LucifersTweetz When did we all agree flailing and rolling and shaking was the way we show the “holy spirit” inhabiting us? Like, historically, was this just always the way, or only now that we have endless video of this bullshit?

They got some bad shit.

@cmclymer I hate that my son is celiac and has to deal with that the rest of his life, but right now he’s 17 and a half and I’m so glad he’s celiac.

You ask me if your 18-year-old should still consider joining the military right now, and my answer's easy: No. They should not join the military right now. That is a bad idea. Tell your kids they shouldn't join the military as long as Trump is leading. He will endanger them.

@michaelcurzi I have a book signed by RBG that I got for $4 from them.

Bro THIS is the edition I got for like $8 on Abe books???

@IronlilyS @fakehistoryhunt I love your work and I LOVE that you tagged @fakehistoryhunt one of my favorite accounts on Twitter! 🥰

@fakehistoryhunt is this true?

Did you know the orange carrots we see today are rumored to have only appeared in the 17th century?

Good for fucking them! Should send this to the principal of my son’s school! Let’s call it what it really is: not Artificial Intelligence but ANTI Intelligence!

@fandompulse @MrEwanMorrison There IS original thinking, but there’s too many middle managers and CFOs afraid to take a chance on anything that isn’t a sure thing. Same thing with Broadway - they keep making jukebox musicals because they sell and original ideas die. There aren’t enough creatives in charge.

George Lucas on the state of film and TV today: "Nobody knows what to do. The stories they're telling are just old movies. Let's do a sequel. Let's do another version of this movie. And it's not just in movies, but in almost everything, there's no original thinking. It's like I saw something, let's do something like that." Is he on to something here?

@UnionElections @TheNewSchool highereddive.com/news/the-new-s…

@UnionElections Now if only UAW could get concessions at @TheNewSchool. My daughter left Parsons after her freshman year partly because of how poorly faculty are treated. When they struck in 2022, she was on the picket line with them every day. And now they have to layoff 15% of their workforce.

Just absolutely fucking life changing money. A $14,000 raise is insane!!!

@_coldbloom They just look like kids in middle school walking down the hallway with their backpacks.

EVERY. GODDAMN. WORD. OF THIS!! 👇👇👇👇

@C_Sommerfeldt Can’t afford a suit that fits?! Geez!

John Catsimatidis, the GOP megadonor and grocery store magnate, just walked into City Hall for his meet with Mamdani. He brought a copy of his own book as a gift for Mamdani and didn't sound set on closing his grocery stores anymore (he said last year he would if Mamdani won).

@atrupar Is he wearing a hairnet or did he run into Shelob on his way to the hearing?

KEATING: You're cutting support for the prosecutor in Ukraine prosecuting war crimes. Is Vladimir Putin a war criminal? DiNANNO: That's well outside my purview as an undersecretary KEATING: How about as an American -- is he a war criminal? DiNANNO: I'm not going to answer yes or no KEATING: Do your homework

@creepygoose Lucky loaf. This is his anger loaf form because we stopped playing with him.

Show me a loaf that can rival this one, I’ll wait. (I’m serious I want a billion loafs in the comments)

@Acyn Can’t we do something NOW rather than always kicking the can down the road to criminal’s successors?! She’s not going to follow the law, and we’ll be lucky if we get successors the way Trump is blatantly attempting to subvert the midterms! Do something!

PabloReports: Is it time for a special prosecutor to be appointed to get the Epstein files out? Massie: I think Pam Bondi just needs to follow the law. We literally passed a law, and if Pam Bondi doesn’t follow it, her successor could prosecute her for that.

I never want to hear another word about how “AI is the future,” about how “you need to get onboard,” about how AI skeptics are brainless Luddites. No one wants this tech, it serves no useful purpose, it has made the world worse in every way. The sooner we move on, the better.