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@Mrs_Ron_Swanson

Tales of teaching, tacos, and tragedy.

Katılım Haziran 2013
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse
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Nick Offerman
Nick Offerman@Nick_Offerman·
Still not blown away by this clock. Who makes the best Scotch Egg in London, please and thank you?
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OyVeyLady
OyVeyLady@OyVeyLady·
My kid, already late for school: I need to plant this sapling and dress like my favorite book character today.
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OyVeyLady
OyVeyLady@OyVeyLady·
“Why do we have toes?”—high people and my kid before I’ve had coffee.
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Simon Holland
Simon Holland@simoncholland·
Anyone have any cheat codes for this Turbo Tax game?
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.:RiotGrlErin:.
.:RiotGrlErin:.@RiotGrlErin·
me: idgaf my anxiety: ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᶦ ᵈᵒ
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SneezingWithWetMascara
SneezingWithWetMascara@WetMascara·
*pronouncing testosterone to rhyme with pepperoni*
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Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien·
Sunday means going to brunch with old friends* *self-doubt and regret
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A Dad Influence
A Dad Influence@gbergan·
It seems to me that the guys in charge of refried beans have twice as much work to do.
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Avogadro’s House of Moles
At my funeral there will be cake so people aren't disappointed like me at this cake-less funeral
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One Awkward Mom
One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom·
I just need my coffee to be stronger than my existential dread
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Sahana Srinivasan
Sahana Srinivasan@sahana_srini·
Every time I send a text I think “Wtf why’d I say that? I’m a crazy WEIRDO!!” and when I get a response I’m like “Haha wait I’m so normal and cool. It’s awesome how normal and chill I am:)”
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Lola Blanc
Lola Blanc@ohlalola·
Do you save all the voicemails from everyone you love in case they die unexpectedly or are you normal
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Tony P.
Tony P.@Tbone7219·
My cat acts like he doesn’t know his name, but he does …. He fucking does.
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.:RiotGrlErin:.
.:RiotGrlErin:.@RiotGrlErin·
bill nye collecting tarot decks call him bill geminye the astrology guy.
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Laura Marie
Laura Marie@lmegordon·
Talbots is starting to make cute clothes. I thought they only made clothes for old ladi- Oh no.
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