Mrs Simon Cowell

This is the only talent on the whole show #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

Just set fire to my coffee table. No one is telling me what I can and can’t do at home #bgt #BritainsGotTalent

Fuckin’ell make it stop #bgt #tedhill #britainsgottalent

God this is shite #britainsgottalent

The key she’s singing in wouldn’t open any doors #bgt #britainsgottalent

3 years Dagestan he forget #bgt

Is Tim putting that voice on for the telly? #tippingpoint

That famous queen…Niagra #tippingpoint

Is that the love child of Ellen an Craig off Corrie in seat 2 #whowantstobeamillionaire

No you’re laughing #wwtbam #whowantstobeamillionaire

Not the first James Blunt we’ve seen on that stage tonight #thebrits

Manchester you are showing us Mancs up #thebrits

This is embarrassing #thebrits

Jo Jo needs to Go Go #BGT

Paloma looks like a hybrid of her and Sharon Watts #theoneshow

They should have just gone to Tesco for the shrimp paste #theapprentice

This lot must be the worst contestants ever #theapprentice

You don’t have to be a complete twat to get on the show but it certainly helps #theapprentice

Just caught the end of #dragonsden and no Sara Davis. Hope she’s not pinned her hopes on a new career as a game show host 🥴

I’ve got #timeismoney on in the background whilst working from home. My head is battered with it.