Ballzack the Wizard

Ballzack's chronicle's: The Hog Saga (pages 1-4)

I planted native soft falls under the trees and native wild flowers in the fields, and the forest fairy knobbed me off

I must have thy catalytic converter for my many experiments and mystical quests

@runesword1 You have the rune sword

reminder:

@Gori_Grindelfig Invite a few apprentices into the tower for an overnight group study, and when they go to sleep for the evening, release 10 to 15 bear sized wolf spiders into the sleeping chambers! That always gets the blood flowing!

They never tell you just how boring it is to be in wizards tower researching lore from ancient scrolls and tombs reading in candle light. Like. Its cold, dark, lonely, there isnt even any lofi beats to relax and research to.

I must stay weary as I traversal through such dangerous lands

My young assistant isn't doing well in the hot spring weather

@mmmnmmmmmnmmmmm Yes, well, they seem to love a good thunderstorm, I think it gives them something similar to an adrenaline rush...

@Mrwizeerd Do you hear any good stories?

The Druids were on to something with this whole "Speaking with the trees" thing...

Is this an act of mutual algorithm? Which one among you hex me with visuals of these... very healthy... commoners?

Every time I get on the Orb these days, it seems to recommend me great and mighty bosoms...

@Gori_Grindelfig Classic leprechaun ass trick

Own my head... partied with leprechauns too hard. I don't even want to think about where my wallet and clothes went. Why does my ass hurt?

The average life cycle and disposal method of a homunculi...

He lives in my maple and tells me bug riddles, but I am never able to bug answer...

@Orzakroaken I sense it is imbued with great power

My latest creation

This is a rare occasion that I am jealous of those who wear armor... I must acquire this item...

@graveghostie Those are private affairs not to be shared on the Orb

the wizards invited me to their tower and now I’m just watching them arm wrestle

Endless oceans of hell fire shall be my vengeance, and the peaceful emptiness of death will never greet you... -My bitch ex-wife

Techno Wizards crash out every time they're required to debug a simple incantation

Through the forces of good we can save him