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YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

"¿Estás libre después del trabajo?" Yo después del trabajo

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

Todos creen que soy un adulto pero por dentro soy así.

Me at work pretending to be nice

Sentí cosas? Sentí cosas 👄

No part of childbearing appeals to me. Not the pregnancy stage, the birthing stage, the breast feeding stage or the lifelong devotion stage. None.

Desventajas de ser adulto: no puedes dejar de funcionar aunque estés triste. Ventajas de no tener hijos: la obligación de ser funcional se limita al trabajo. En tu casa puedes fingir estar muerto, despues de darle de comer a tu mascota.

Tomorrow is Monday and everything starts again, the draining 5-day work week

The Tax Avoiding Rich Leaders of Reform have convinced the poorest people in Britain that it’s other poor people -the young, the sick, the disabled, those on welfare & migrants -who are responsible for why they’re not as Rich as the Tax Avoiding Leaders of Reform #LocalElection

And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

Me in a teams meeting waiting to say "nothing from my side"

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

@greateranglia Thank you

@MsAlmighty_ Hi, that service is showing as running on our journey planner.

@greateranglia hello, could u help me - I know this maybbe on your website but I may be missing it - can you confirm if the service Witham to London Liv St on Monday at 4:59am is scheduled to run as usual or if there's any changes to this? Thank you for you support and patience

@greateranglia Hi, this would be from Witham to London not London to Witham. Can you confirm please?

@MsAlmighty_ Hello, our journey planner is showing the earliest service from London Liverpool Street to Witham as departing at 05:34 on Monday.

“finally a day off” my day off: