Baby Panda 🌻

I let this very old Chinese man here touch my hair (well faux locs) because he asked nicely. Tell me why did he then also touch my face and say “Baby Panda”.

@MuziDee @JakeRammos Tiger Woods.

@JakeRammos Why is the gun pointed to my head? Why not just ask nicely

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

@MuziDee One string for each week 😂😂

You have at least another 2 weeks of use. Suba weak

@jennygodswill @sammyagbai Congrats and stuff…

Exactly 1 year ago I went to visit my bestfriend and to console him because his then girlfriend had just served him hot breakfast 🤭🤣 Next month I’m getting married to my bestfriend Moral of the story: visit your bestfriend today 🤭🤭

@MuziDee Iphelile Ramadan 😂😂😂

@MsGugstar Why the emphasis on the we. Usembhedzeni nabani

So we are all drinking coffee, watching Netflix in bed?

Iconic vocalist and one of Eswatini’s greats, @the_velemseni brings her powerful voice to MTN Bushfire 2026 with Songs of the South. Blending African‑soul, folk, and rhythmic storytelling, she delivers an intimate yet uplifting performance rooted in Southern African traditions.

Invite us on those Ramadan feasts please beloveds. We will cover our heads even and behave appropriately.

@ick_real Love confessions.

zoom in. tell me the FIRST word you see.

@sdu_mpembe @MandisLush All of them exes all at once please and give me my money.

2.5 million or go back to your ex Choose one

@LOZAAH @MbejeMsizie Can we cuddle? Is she mad la sisi? Kinda miss your vibe? Yhuuu

5 months after endi lahle okwe nkunkuma 💀

@I_am_Munaa School us.

Some of you guys don’t know the difference between players edition and fans edition soccer jersey’s?

@BusanganiNxumal @NamedInstigator Yhoooo Sis wami 😭😭😭💔💔💔

@NamedInstigator @MsGugstar This just triggered me cos my Mazda3 was written off after a young man in a Nissan 1400 didn’t stop at a 4way, and hit my husband. To this day, young man and his father have ignored us. I pray that they never know peace. My car had like 7000km on the clock .

LIABILITY FOR MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS: People shouldn’t be misled into believing that paying a fine for negligent driving absolves them of paying for the damages caused by their negligent driving. If you cause an accident that harms someone else or their property you are liable criminally for negligence. Furthermore you are liable delictually for the harm caused to the property of another. This liability is parallel and one does not absolve the other. In this case therefore, I would suggest anon goes to the small claims court to file a claim. Ideally you must be armed with quotations of how much the damage is and base your claim on those quotations. The Small Claims Court operates within the magistrate’s court buildings. You don’t need a lawyer to file a claim there, its self representation throughout. judiciary.org.sz/small-claims-c…

@Swelabelusi Course shaming in this day and age?

Women who think they are immune to men’s odd behaviour because they did better courses, have better jobs have a very rude awakening waiting for them.

Same script with Enhle Mbali and Rachel Kolisi. Both navigated messy, public divorces full of betrayal, emotional scars, and speaking out but y’all showed Rachel endless grace for going through the exact same mess you dragged Enhle through! Enhle talks? She’s “ruining a Black man’s career,” bitter and vindictive, needs to shut up and get a Job. Rachel talks? She’s a courageous, good woman who was betrayed, flooded with sympathy and “you deserve better” energy. Identical circumstances, but Black women get hate and demands for silence while non-Black women get grace and validation. Y’all weaponize “bitter” against Black women to bury their stories, then hand non-Black women empathy without question. This is rabid misogyny that saves its cruelty for Black women, destroy their credibility, destroy their voices to protect Black men’s image. Black women are seen as disposable when they hurt out loud. The hypocrisy stinks.

@Beezae_honeybee New/used? Before I answer.

People of God hypothetically speaking, can you buy combo of an iPhone 13 plus a 2015 McBook for E12k? #TiniTwitter

Maseko. Ngcamane ❤️

@MuziDee Noma abutsele emanti.

@MsGugstar Akabuyekele. Buyamuhlula

Kudzakwe wena Sisi.