Stephanie Migot 🇰🇪 🇬🇧

New policy: no response to accounts that paid for ticks. They're silly enough to give Apartheid Clyde money, and are probably just engagement farming.

Eid al-Fitr celebrations herald the end of Ramadan– in pictures tinyurl.com/2bl9cxuw [Guardian] Eid Mubarak, everyone!

I'd like a time machine and a global reset to my first day of nursery school, please. #c4news

How long does the meningitis jab work for? I had mine when I was quite young. Maybe eight years old? #c4news

I really hope this dude doesn't lecture at any university. His ego derails him. #c4news

Ew, this man is tainting my appreciation of The Atlantic. #c4news

Prima donna on set! #c4news

I'm going to need someone to explain it to me like I'm a particularly slow five year-old: *how* is saying that Spanky is fighting Bibi's war antisemitic? #c4news

Can we agree on one thing? This current dystopia should be known as the Trump Fuel Crisis. Spanky could have held Bibi back, but chose not to. Because he doesn't want us talking about the Epstein Files. #c4news

Things we don't need right now: higher energy costs. Also: any spoken brain farts from the Lady of Lettuce. #c4news

Somebody run Spanky through Google Translate. What the fuck was that? #c4news

Time to start populating my "The End of the World is Nigh!" playlist. #c4news youtu.be/WUzFT3NAEGk

Doomwatch! #c4news

How UK aid cuts are hitting Africa and the climate particularly hard tinyurl.com/233uoash [Independent]

Restrained, handcuffed and in pain: Use of force in women’s prisons doubles tinyurl.com/22tmkf2p [openDemocracy]

Reform-led Kent council approve wage increase for councillors – after promising to cut them tinyurl.com/2343e5d9 [LondonEconomic]

Labour critics seize on new case against Mahmood’s migration overhaul tinyurl.com/27e6njug [PoliticoEurope]

The four ways Labour could stop your energy bills rising, but probably won’t tinyurl.com/238ykleg [iPaper]

UK-Linked Components Traced to Tomahawk Missile That Struck Iranian School tinyurl.com/2yba2lt9 [BylineTimes]

Air raid sirens blare during Eid call to prayer in Kuwait tinyurl.com/2xotg2hr [AlJazeera]

DoJ Disrupts 3 Million-Device IoT Botnets Behind Record 31.4 Tbps Global DDoS Attacks tinyurl.com/2cfd578n [TheHackerNews]