Melissa Lawler

@PopeyesChicken Bring back my cajun rice!

@Shaydozer I fall asleep when I get tattooed.

@BarbraStreisand The emperor has no clothes.

We are witnessing the end days of the madness of King Donald. nytimes.com/2020/12/05/us/…

@TheElliotPage We love you for who you are.

@BetteMidler Happy Birthday, Bette.

@MiaFarrow Of course he's crazy.

After much soul-searching, I have decided to put together a GoFundMe campaign. Still not really comfortable with this, but I think that accepting help now, will allow me to help other homeless vets, some of whom have reached out through this tweet. gofundme.com/f/homeless-vet…

@realDonaldTrump Liar

I won the Election!

To anyone thinking of counter demonstrating against the “Million MAGA march”: Please just stay home. You’re only playing into their hands because they want violent confrontation. Don’t give it to them. Let them yell and scream, just like they do on Parler where no one can hear.

@Amy_Siskind Why is it always Blacks, Gays, and Jews?

Kyle Chapman has appointed himself as the new head of the Proud Boys: "We will no longer cuck to the left by appointing token negroes as our leaders. We will no longer allow homosexuals or other 'undesirables' into our ranks. We will confront the Zionist." newsweek.com/proud-boys-bas…

@realDonaldTrump You are the fake motherfucker. Look in the mirror and start packing.

Everyone is asking why the recent presidential polls were so inaccurate when it came to me. Because they are FAKE, just like much of the Lamestream Media!

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

@TeamTrump @Naddez Fuck no. #ByeByeTrump

President Trump was right. Mail-in ballots have led to total and complete CHAOS. Will you step up and help the President DEFEND the Election? Donate NOW ⬇️ secure.winred.com/djt/election-d…

I knew we’d be happy but I didn’t realize we’d be spontaneous dance parties in the street happy. What a moment twitter.com/adriofwands/st…

Like your life depends on it, because it does.

Are you a lawyer? It's time to make the votes are counted and on time. #WeTheAction youtu.be/OGclnkNeaeI

@realDonaldTrump Red wave means poisonous algae. We remove the algae just like we'll remove you. #ByeByeDonald

Watch the Great Red Wave!

We have to believe that we can be healthier, calmer, happier, and better. #believeinBiden

@pattonoswalt Trump is a piece of shit.

HOW HOW HOW do his supporters watch this and think, “Alpha Male”? What a cranky baby. “Why aren’t you also mean to HIM it’s not FAIR.” Even his handlers can’t stand him.

White people, stop defending your "kind, loving" white friends who are voting for Trump a second time. They may be kind and loving to you—but not to hundreds of millions of vulnerable Americans whose damage they are contributing to and perpetuating. This is about more than you.