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@MsMonallisa

Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Adele
Adele@Adele_lide·
President Ruto needs a solid, strong, and united ODM to win his re-election in 2027. He should swallow his pride, reach out to SIFUNA, and reconcile him with Oburu. Akifanya hivyo, TUTAM ni sure bet
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@Adele_lide @Weeleey6 Nyako! Nyako Adele,, INFACT Oburu is mediocre... a very big one for that matter..na Rally ilifanyika upende usipende NA SI HAKUNAVKITU MLIFANYA !! AMA?..dhikucho Ibaro wiwa gi dhok MADUONG..enda ukaskie vibaya na hukooo.ther ong'er
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Adele
Adele@Adele_lide·
@Weeleey6 Hakuna rally itafanyika hapo You can't call Oburu Mediocre and expect his people to kiss you
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MNYIKA
MNYIKA@Mnyika_1·
KU comrade breaking windows of her Luo man in Kileleshwa. Rumours has it that she found out the man was from mlango kubwa but rented the Kileleshwa house for three nights to win her heart😂💔
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Robert Ouko
Robert Ouko@robertelias99·
@Mnyika_1 Simp women must see dust, This happend after she had received high voltage illegal electrical connection with a horizontal engineering activity.
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@MbogoriStanley @HERachelTabitha Dont forget mbadi,, wandayi, and Junet..very poisonous minded people..and now their are dragging Oburu along with them into their Tumbocrat arrangements..
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Stanley
Stanley@MbogoriStanley·
@HERachelTabitha Our problem is Oburu,Wanga, Omollo,Kaluma and a few others
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H.E. Rachel Tabitha,MYP
H.E. Rachel Tabitha,MYP@HERachelTabitha·
I don’t want to ever see people abusing luos again. They’ve sacrificed greatly for the freedoms we all enjoy and remain consistent in the struggle. Pls Gachagua supporters, if we truly want Ruto out, then you must embrace tolerance. Stop your slander from today. Kenya is #WANTAM
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Adel On Politics
Adel On Politics@Broadbasedgal·
Junet Mohamed is already missing his mentor
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@Ja_Macalder She might be Ruth Odinga sister from another mother..or in a competition ya nyash..juu wee!
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Thimlich Ohinga
Thimlich Ohinga@Ja_Macalder·
The man in London Hotel washing room forging onwards LAND OF FUSION Majembe uda roaring boldly Wantam Crusader #ShunSelectiveJustice
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@bevalynekwambo3 And this statement from IEBC just come only after the Fat Tod Zimbabwean visited Kasongo at SH kenya!! So it's true what their say about him going to help konde Boy with rigging election
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Bevalyne Kwamboka
Bevalyne Kwamboka@bevalynekwambo3·
Amkeni wameanza mikakati ya kuiba kura, uuuuuuuui
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@AokoOtieno_ Anbende kawuono mar Alai ni omako dhogo...kara Koro OTEK 😂 😂
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
Kwanza leo nimefanya CAT ngumu, staki kushuka na mafala TL I would rather log out, sleep and wake up ma 3am zangu But hii comment ya Alai imefanya ni giggle. Migraine ikashuka I would have never imagined in my wildest dreams naeza tetea Raymond He has been my nemesis from day one But now that Luos see themselves as the so called "Prize," wajaluo supporting tutam, Mshukuru huyu wiye poth. Ni yeye akona some semblance of focus. Thuggery ema owe! Votes are wooed, you cannot clobber dissenters into kowtowing! Senile Oburu, the wench Wanga, Wandayi, Mbadi are fighting SOLELY, for their oesophagus And I have been telling you! Ukiona Alai analia na yeye ndio hao watu wa tunataka pawa 😁, The rest of you ubiro chamo odech umu kokutang!
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Maverick Aoko
Maverick Aoko@AokoOtieno_·
But giving Ruto sleepless nights is not part of your mandate as Governor Or it was in your manifesto and we missed it? The Chukua Kadi Generation will sort Ruto, we respect your contribution to Democracy, especially on pluralism Wewe fanyia Siaya kazi bana, fufua Dominion!
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@Leroy_KE_ @bonniie254 Wachana na hio story ya police their wont help you.even if he changes his number,safaricom watakua washamweka kwa their Radar with his ID and any money that itaingia hata kwa new number wirh the same sane and ID number'will be channelled to your number whether he like it or not.
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@Leroy_KE_ @bonniie254 Go to safaricom branch youll get help.any money that will be sent to his number that surpasses the amount you sent will be reverse to you by safaricom themselves..just go and get help from there.i did the same back in 2022.i can assure you that. It'll take time but itakurudi tu
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Cornelius K. Ronoh
Cornelius K. Ronoh@itskipronoh·
Mathira MP Eric Wamumbi said that the family of the late Nderitu Gachagua is seeking help from him after Riggy G stole their assets. He plans to take the family to meet the President this week.
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Kenyans.co.ke
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans·
Mathira MP Eric Wamumbi to take family of the late Nderitu Gachagua to State House next week over an inheritance dispute with Rigathi Gachagua
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@JesseKyalo @CaptainDominicO 😂 😂..i was just joking..of course i read it to the end..such a masterpiece analysis...you nailed it..👍🏻 ☺
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Captain Dominic Omondi
Captain Dominic Omondi@CaptainDominicO·
This Is What President William Ruto Eats to Maintain a Thin Body: 🍳 Breakfast -Boiled or scrambled eggs for protein -Whole grain bread or sweet potatoes -Fresh fruits like bananas, pawpaw, or avocado -Tea or black coffee with little or no sugar Breakfast is kept light but nutritious to provide clean energy for the day. 🍛 Lunch -Grilled chicken, fish, or lean beef -Moderate portions of ugali, rice, or chapati -Plenty of vegetables like sukuma wiki, spinach, or cabbage -Water or natural juice instead of soda Lunch is balanced to maintain strength while controlling weight. 🍲 Dinner -Light meals such as soup or grilled fish -Small portions of chicken or plant-based proteins -Steamed vegetables or salad -Minimal or no carbohydrates Dinner is intentionally light to support digestion and prevent fat accumulation.
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@JesseKyalo @CaptainDominicO I ain't going to read all that broh...no matter how i really want to read it. Nishachoka na kucheka mie..waaah my ribs,,,😂 😂
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sirjessek
sirjessek@JesseKyalo·
CORRECTION: BREAKFAST: LIGHT LIES & EMPTY PROMISES - Campaign Smoothie (Sugar-Free Truth Edition) A frothy blend of promises to lower cost of living served cold once elections end. - Hustler Nation Oats Marketed as grassroots nutrition, but mysteriously enriched with elite toppings. - Bottom-Up Detox Tea Flushes out accountability while leaving inflation perfectly intact. MID-MORNING SNACK: LAND GRAB GRANOLA - Forest Reserve Crunch Ethically… relocated from public land (critics’ words, not ours). - Weston Hotel Bites A controversial classic served on land that sparked years of legal and public debate. - Title Deed Trail Mix A confusing mix of ownership papers best enjoyed with legal ambiguity. LUNCH: HEALTHCARE CUTBACK COMBO - NHIF/SHIF Surprise Platter A constantly evolving recipe patients never quite know what’s covered today. - Hospital Budget Salad (Hold the Funding) Fresh cuts to public healthcare because austerity is always in season. - Medical Supply Black Hole Soup Ingredients go in… outcomes unclear. AFTERNOON SNACK: YOUTH “DISAPPEARANCE” DELIGHTS - Accountability-Free Energy Bars High in silence, low in answers. - Protest Crackers Best served during unrest with a side of tear gas and unanswered questions. - “We’re Investigating” Cookies Always baking, never ready. DINNER: FOREIGN POLICY SPECIALS - Sudan Solidarity Stew A controversial dish critics link to alleged sympathies with factions like the Rapid Support Forces officially denied, but frequently debated in geopolitical circles. - Diplomatic Double-Speak Steak Carefully seasoned statements rarely consistent. DESSERT: CORRUPTION CALORIE BOMB - Tenderpreneur Tiramisu Layers of procurement deals, soaked in opaque processes. - Debt Jubilee Cheesecake Looks generous, but someone else always pays. - Taxation Ice Cream (Extra Scoop) Because every citizen deserves to contribute… more. LATE-NIGHT CHEAT MEAL: SCANDAL SAMPLER - Fuel Subsidy Flip-Flop Fries Crispy policy U-turns with a side of public confusion. - CBC Confusion Cocktail Education reforms shaken, not understood. -Housing Levy Burger Mandatory bites whether you’re hungry or not.
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@CaptainDominicO Waaah he's beginning to look like Paul Kagane of Rwanda..if at all that's the current real photo of him..
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Monalisa
Monalisa@MsMonallisa·
@Kotsocha_ke Shenzi sana weee..you and who? Talk of yourself alone..you do not carry other Kenyans opinions in your pocket..
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KOT Socha 🇰🇪
KOT Socha 🇰🇪@Kotsocha_ke·
I want to urge Sifuna to desist from associating himself With ODM party. He does not represent ODM We don't Know him.
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