𝒞𝒶𝓂-𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝒮𝒶𝓃 𝒟𝒾𝑒𝑔𝑜 🌎✈️📍

@Goldmine19 😂😂😂

@MsSubmissive_ I’m not laughing 🌚

My sister is telling me about the time she gave her man a threesome. She said he was giving it to the other girl a little too good and she got mad and kicked him in his chest. She said I forgot that this man JUST had open heart surgery. He told his sister “this bitch tried to kill me.” 💀💀💀 Yall. I laughed on the phone, in my sisters face for 10 mins straight. 😭😭😭😭😭

@42Dubb_ Sounds fire! 😮‍💨

@MsSubmissive_ Did baked chicken breast and marinated 2 ribeyes for tomorrow

After I cook I’m going watch the HR Derby somewhere

Ready to have raw secks again 🥹

@SociologyGirl And honestly after hearing the story… I don’t even think he was showing out. Ole girl couldn’t really take his dick, so her screaming probably came off as a trigger in the moment lmaoo.

@MsSubmissive_ Because why would he show out with company there? 😭

@KarmasDaddy007 I was crying!! 🤣🤣

@Mistress_Rose14 When she was telling me the story she said she took a double take and said “you got me fucked up” 🤣🤣🤣

@MsSubmissive_ Allot of people can’t handle a threesome 😂😂, she was so mad she almost killed that man. Like all of a sudden you wanna show out

@BadAzz_ODogg It’s not hard. They just across the earth somewhere in another damn state. 😭

You know how hard it is to find a black woman who is a masochist, into pet play, into age play, into sensory play, into CNC, into hunter/prey play, who reads and is also a service sub???????? I don’t even NEED her to be all of those things just some and it’s still so damn hard

@KarmasDaddy007 Deadass!!! 😂😂

I’ve restarted Grey’s because I have nothing else to do with my life. So if you need me I’ll be crying and stuffing my face with junk.

@BigBootyBunns They probably have me shadow banned.

@MsSubmissive_ CAM I HAVENT SEEN UR POSTS IN FOREVER OMG I THOUGHT YOU WENT MIA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

You can be everything for a man and it still won’t work out.

@ThickyFontaine Bec why would she do that 🤣😭😭

@MsSubmissive_ Omg 😭😭😂😂

@MarvinsRoome Funniest shit I heard all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThickyFontaine She’s just a girl 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me: Why are you crying Hooch? Hooch: Because I can’t put my hair in a bun! Me: Why did you get a bob then?! Hooch: You should’ve told me no! Me: So this is my fault?!? Hooch: YES! Me:

No. No. No. No.

@MarvinsRoome 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Fun fact: rolling a whartenberg wheel on yourself does not have the same sensation as someone else rolling it on you. Felt like this nigga was rolling hot wheels across my body. Now I’m mad. Get away from me 😒😂😭

@MrCuriousCreole It was so cute 🥰

@MsSubmissive_ Awww yay

After 36 years of life, I finally lived out my fantasy of watching my man do yard work shirtless and bringing him lemonade to drink. 🥹🥰🫶🏾

I’ve seen a few clips from greys anatomy and now I want to rewatch it 😭