🅘🅑🅑

Way more than what I’m used to. Decompressing is now needed.

Forgot to ask again but I’m in your hot tub.

@caineinsane I can’t argue this point.

@MsTetartagonist the start will be clean.

one day I won’t feel so alone. one day it’ll feel unconditional.

@caineinsane Even if you get more, what will it fix?

@MsTetartagonist I hate conditioner. I need more shampoo.

@FACEDevlin 👍

my dick curled around you and began to constrict

Sometimes I miss these days when I was even less important.

@MJNtheMADprince Coffee and sugar

@MsTetartagonist Coffee, of course!

This would’ve made more sense with blue hair but nonsense is what IBB do best. Still not good.

@MJNtheMADprince What do you do then? Dew?

@MsTetartagonist Yeah, we don't do Red Bull. Like... at all...

@GcldenZer0 Headlining the opening credits & everything, how the lights shine.

correct i am not the main character. i’m mf qb1. i’m the whole fucking show.

Expectation vs Reality: Noir Night IBB Edition

@MJNtheMADprince 🥺I’m not sure I can handle that responsibility.

@MsTetartagonist So you need the starring role.

Is productivity mandatory every day for an IBB? I’m too eepy to read over the manual again.

@MJNtheMADprince We IBB barely get to have uncredited guest roles or do extra work on sets.

@MsTetartagonist Oh, I'm not lying. Just... keeping it PG!

@MJNtheMADprince Now I’m not sure if there were any at all. Why would you lie like this?

@MsTetartagonist Well, there's just so much!

@MJNtheMADprince Tell me here, tell me there. Preference is in your corner and suggestions are welcome.

@MsTetartagonist I can think of a few things.

@MJNtheMADprince I guess strenuous work that’s unfun? But maybe it could include fun? What would you have an IBB do on a day like this?

@MsTetartagonist What is productive?

@a55_h01e You’re a very supportive and good faithful husband it seems.

My wife is very beautiful. And when she comes back to wrestling she'll be right where she was, at the top of the fucking mountain.

@SidwardStHughes 😟 Oh dear

Done nothing but big your narrow ass up since day one and its fuck me now. Alright.