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@FuckDa_Bullshit I know this ain't the watch they was waiting in line fighting over 😒

It’s giving cereal box prize

@Chrissy__Dee @ericadotmack Unfortunately this is facts. All we can do is hope and pray.

Nobody but God knows when a hair appointment will end.

This standstill traffic on 77 is really blowing me right now 😒

My current read is about a DNA test that matches you with your "soulmate". Very interesting so far.

@ajenewhite1 @bitchy_antics Lmaoooo

@bitchy_antics I'll be honest, since I moved in my house, I just sit down 🤷🏾‍♂️ it really does have a mind of its own. You can point straight, and it comes out sharp left!

Question, if dogs can be taught not to piss on the floor why can’t men? I hate unisex restrooms

I love some cream cheese in my scrambled eggs

Popeyes just tried to play and not give me my biscuit. 🗣 And that's why I check my bag before I pull off.

@_Fresh85 Is that a good or bad thing? 👀

Carolina beach is cool.. other than my family I’ve seen about 12 negroes

This weather has truly been perfection

@DamnitPreme It's only online

The Drake hate is unbelievable.

Just signed up to run my first 5k in September...in Munich, Germany

@XXL So he listened?

Rick Ross calls Drake's new albums mid and insists that Drizzy is washed. On Friday (May 15), Drake dropped Iceman and two more surprise LPs, Habibti and Maid of Honour. This morning, Rozay hopped on Instagram to give his review of the projects and troll Drake. He shared a video of himself scrolling through negative Instagram comments about the album. "Let's all leave little mans alone now," Ross says. "He did it. Dropped three mid projects. It was fun while it lasted. You're washed."

@pwersweep @NotBubbz AT ALL

@NotBubbz So funny because we don't think about them at all in our free time.

White ppl be around each other having fun and STILL black ppl on their mind 😭😭😭

And the only reason I'm still up is because I'm "working from home" tomorrow

@DailyNoud Yikes...some of yall bout to have 2 belly buttons

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

@PopCrave Enough

Instagram launches ‘Instants,’ a new standalone app for sharing in-the-moment photos with friends that disappear after viewing.

I wanna go see Is God Is this wknd but I feel like I need to see the Michael Jackson movie first for some reason

@MantraFreshy @rapalert6 Literally!

@rapalert6 If you close your eyes you hear TI talking to Tiny 😂😂😂

Give them their own show. 😂

@hashjenni @TxxRedd It's obvious he feels this way but for him to say it out loud...

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION. ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM

Don't underestimate how far a great personality and positive attitude can take you in the workplace. Your EQ is just as important as your IQ.