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@GSV_STL St. Mary’s transfer to Vianney transfer. It’s special.

6:20, 2Q Seneca 14 Lift For Life 12 Phoenix Isiah 45-yard touchdown pass to a wide open DeShaun Moss. An unsportsmanlike on Moss was called after the play and it costs them with an incomplete 15-yard pass on the two-point conversion.

@GSV_STL Ok, we might have screwed that up. And a few other classes as well. Competitive imbalance is what we are all about!!! Seeding just makes too much sense.

In Class 6 District 2 you have six teams who went a combined 45-17 last year and in District 3 the five teams combined for a 10-41 record. Make it make sense.

@overbey13 More undisciplined penalties than a Cardinal Ritter game. 4 personal fouls? Tough look.

Althoff,, which leads 34-14, has committed 10 penalties for 90 yards midway through third period.

@JohnHough__ @GSV_STL Serious question: where does Dierre Hill live? Played for Vashon. Should he be competing for our state title?

1:34, 2Q Althoff 28 Le-Win 6 Jayden Ellington throws a short swing pass to Dierre who breaks multiple tackles and runs 80 yards to the end zone. This guy is a man amongst boys. @GSV_STL

@GSV_STL We are shocked! We will definitely be “looking into this”.

OH BOY. Fight nearly breaks out after a foul on CBC. Few players swiped at a few others. Both teams have to be separated and almost got into a brawl. Order is restored. Gotta be some technical fouls coming… East St. Louis leads CBC 68-65 with 1:12 left in overtime.

@overbey13 East St. Louis connection making us proud

Ritter marches right back and scores with 5 seconds left in the half. Carson Boyd hit Dejarrian Miller on a 7-yard scoring strike. Boyd set it up with 37 yard scramble. Lions travel 44 yards in 39 seconds to take a 22-13 lead into the break.

@GSV_STL Love to see East St. Louis well represented here in this game.

9:49, 1Q Republic 0 Cardinal Ritter 8 Despite being -10 in the run game, the Lions downfield passing attack has Republic terrified causing a PI and then Antown McKay lofts a 45-yard touchdown pass to Dejarrion Miller. 2-point conversion is good.

@GSV_STL A week after East St. Louis got upset, they get their chance at redemption. We couldn’t be more excited about hosting them in our state.

Greetings from the Class 5 state finals

@overbey13 A week after East St. Louis got upset, they get their chance at redemption. We couldn’t be more excited about hosting them in our state.

Cardinal Ritter is currently on a state-best 27 game-winning streak. Lions have won their four post-season games by an average 50.5. Yep, 50.5.

@lmt_810 We take satire very seriously. And picking of mascots.

Sometimes I think MSHSAA is just a satire organization.

@DavidSTLhss We love seeing East St. Louis kids connect for a TD in our state championships. #forthekids

Carson Boyd to Ryan Boyd for the 16 yd TD. Ritter leads Reeds Spring 20-0 with 4:20 in the 2nd. #STLfootball #mopreps

@GSV_STL The number of sweater vests are astounding. Brings tears to our eyes.

Fort students just chanted “daddy’s money” to Francis Howell right as the Vikings get an interception😂😂😂

@GSV_STL @adamshipley179 We are moving Francis Howell to Class 7 next year. That is all. #toogood

Another rushing touchdown for @adamshipley179 (#4) and it’s a dagger. Tremendous time consuming drive by the Vikings! Fort Osage 21 Francis Howell 49 7:46, 4Q

Ok fine, we don’t need to see this anymore. We are changing By-Law 12.34.65.A and seeding the football playoffs next year.