WNDR

He’ll get his orgasm while you’re putting on a show like a clown 😂

Tomorrow is Monday again

Life after you decide to focus on one woman.

I got discharged from a psych ward today and this is like the first thing my husband showed me when I asked what I missed

life sucks but at least im not typing paragraphs begging someone to stay in my life

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

🚨 BREAKING: Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with immediate effect.

Hugo Boss really went hard with the Nazi Uniforms.

The unity the rest of Africa wants from South Africa is simply the exploitation of South Africa's functional economy and efficient systems. Countries like Nigeria, Uganda, Malawi, Mozambique, DRC, and Zimbabwe get more than they give to South Africa. That is an unhealthy relationship in the name of Pan-Africanism. The truth is, South Africa owes no one anything.

Jermaine Prim alleged on eNCA that Gayton McKenzie sells Mandrax in Cape Town. He claims that McKenzie remains an active drug dealer while serving in Parliament. According to these allegations, McKenzie previously appointed Simba Chitando as his lawyer to manage 'red tape' related to exports.

My advice to black immigrants seeking greener pastures, please don't go to South Africa, especially right now, tensions are high. Black South Africans are angry

There was a changing life betslip and I wasn't part of it 💔💔. Talk about having bad luck.

"Dad, Drake is better than Kanye West"

I mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that be cooking me.

You don’t have to live this way

90% of my L’s came from making sure someone else was okay.

You have a gambling problem bro . You shouldn't be gambling if you asking money to gamble . Please reconsider

Ngl getting in a relationship when things are finally going good in your life is a horrible decision

Stop explaining a damn thing to foreigners. Fuck them!