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ima enjoy the fuck outta my 20’s.

I hate when a guy friend catches feelings outta no where, boy you is my sister.

I put on lip gloss and perfume to go to bed.

You try to relax for 20 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 11pm😭

One thing I know about a woman… when she really likes you, she’ll find ten little reasons to keep the conversation going.

I take so much joy from the smallest things…like seeing a stranger laugh..seeing a dog run

if i do cut someone off, i don't even want to see them anymore, i don't even care if they're alive at all

kid pulls out the glock during a bathroom fight

I hope this college stuff go great for me because I want a career, not a job 😩

Airlines charge you extra to pick your seat, then act surprised when you're upset they sat your kid four rows away from you. That's not a glitch. That's the upsell working exactly as designed.

Your boss talks about team spirit while cutting your hours or denying time off Meanwhile they take vacations whenever they want Every day it hits harder we generate the wealth, but they keep most of it How long are we supposed to pretend this is fair?

If HR asks you to choose when to be interviewed, don't choose 11:00 AM.

Me looking at my achievement in 2026:

Gaslighting my cats by saying "yes I know" when he meows at me when in fact I do not know

One good look at my boo and my attitude clock out

alcohol tastes better when ur life's a little fucked up

people who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like "do you ski?"

ima enjoy the fuck outta my 20’s.

Life feels good when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are.