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I’ve dreamed my entire life about watching a Final 4 live! I just got here and got to my seat, and based on the view I’ll have to keep dreaming. I can’t see shit up here

@SteveTheobald70 @sunnyright The were serving beef stew on the first day, no joke

@sunnyright Who snuck Taco Bell on to the ship?

So one of the astronauts is in there just absolutely blowing up the shitter every time it gets fixed, right?

@xevekiah You do realize the only debt you can be imprisoned for is child support right?

if abortion is ILLEGAL, men abandoning their pregnant partners should be ILLEGAL too. if women can't opt out of PREGNANCY, then men shouldn't be able to opt out of FATHERHOOD either!

@historyinmemes No diversity? How is this okay?

The opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympics is widely regarded as one of the most breathtaking showcases of culture and artistry ever seen in Olympic history.

@TheCinesthetic I always appreciated that they didn’t put a Jobs mask on him. Ashton looked a lot like Jobs but Fassbender captured his personality much better.

Michael Fassbender in Steve Jobs (2015) didn’t look exactly like Jobs, but he delivered one of the greatest performances of his career, capturing every ounce of his intensity and complexity.

@SHFticker @a19hv @BrianEastwoodx That’s what confused me, photo is upside then?

@a19hv @BrianEastwoodx That's Africa and Europe.

Can the photographers in the room explain to me how the sun is behind the earth in the photo but the dark side that is this image is somehow very well lit. This doesn’t make sense. You can clearly tell the sun is just over the horizon on the bottom right of the earth in this photo.

@bennyjohnson Maybe there are inter dimensional aliens but, this guy is a fraud. He hosts UFO retreats that cost a fortune and people who have gone on them say he hired a small plane to drop flares over the ocean. He is basically starting a pay-for-play ufo religion.

Top UFO Expert REVEALS What Technology the U.S. Military Has Reverse Engineered from Aliens: Dr. Steven Greer: “Anything you have seen on Stark Trek, we already have in the Lockheed Skunk Works” "So you have objects that are man made, that are disc, spherical, triangular, and other shapes that can go from hover to 300,000 miles per hour instantly. And that's man made." "The energy systems that run these devices, there's no rockets, there's no fuel, there's no jet. It's a type of physics that deals with zero point energy, or the quantum vacuum, and this is where it's estimated that within that space of a coffee mug, there's enough latent energy to boil off all the oceans of the world. It's called the zero point energy field. Tesla called it the infinite energy field."

@MusicArtFilm @TheWapplehouse @BarstoolBigCat

@TheWapplehouse "Let me get this straight. You say it's not your trap, but you have the magical trap opener?" - Big Cat

I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

@tedcruz Your podcast has 10 times more commercials than any podcast I have ever tried to listen to.

Pam Bondi is a good friend of mine. She took on the hardest job in the administration. We break down her departure on Verdict: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tru…

@NeverNewsom50 @nypost He has a prescription for the Norco’s. The case will be did he take them before or after the crash. He has to explain why his blood draw showed such a high dose after driving

@nypost He had the perfect opportunity to toss the Vicodin he had in his pocket instead of wasting a call on the president.

"I was just talking with the president.” Tiger Woods told police he called Trump after he rolled his vehicle, and moments before he was arrested for DUI, according to bodycam video. trib.al/Jv2R1IB

@nypost Rookie move by the cops.. was he under the influence while driving or did he just take his pain medication while he was walking around out of view? A good lawyer will love this clip

@Doxy6661 @kenny_siciliano @TMZ The cop said on camera stop putting things in your mouth.

@kenny_siciliano @TMZ You were there?

🚨 In the time between Tiger Woods flipping his car and being arrested for DUI, the golf legend dialed up President Donald Trump from the scene of the crash.

@TMZ I had a similar low point in life. I admitted my faults and the cops literally showed up in court to speak on behalf. I know this isn’t everybody’s experience and circumstances are different but… being entitled should never be the decision.

@estencooke @DrEliDavid Trump is starting to age quickly. His presidency got dragged into a 12 year period and he has no gas left in the tank. Plus, we don’t want 3 term presidents, FDR took advantage of an existential period

@DrEliDavid How about a 3rd term for Trump and we keep Rubio & Hegseth where they are for 7 more years?

Rubio-Hegseth 2028 The greatest of all!

@DrEliDavid Don’t put Hegseth anywhere near Rubio. We have one legit contender for 2028 in Rubio, let’s not drag him down.

@theblaze Virgin Mary was impregnated by a UFO and Jesus was a hybrid. This was meant to be the first UFO disclosure but the story got lost in the religion

'I'm not suicidal': Rep. Burchett says US would fall apart if we heard truth about UFOs dlvr.it/TRrPp2

@TuckerCarlson There is a zero percent chance you are not compromised by a foreign government. Everything you say sounds like you were given bullet points and told to write a script. I think democrats and republicans should be able to agree on this one.

Trump’s speech last night announced the end of global American empire. There’s turbulence ahead, but long term it’s a huge win for the United States.

@PressSec @lookner Trump needs to stop hiring people who are attractive but stupid. That goes for you as well, I hope you get canned next.

@YourAnonTV Less might have been better. The computer used for Apollo was almost too simple to fail.

🚨⚡️BREAKING: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance

@SenWarren Oh save it. Everything you are describing happened under Biden and you said nothing. You are all corrupt monsters. But, you will never be president so at least there’s that

Under AG Pam Bondi, the DOJ became a cesspool of corruption. Bondi will be remembered for blocking the release of the Epstein files, weaponizing the DOJ to go after Trump’s political opponents, and handing out merger approvals as political favors. Good riddance.