🤘🎮Matty UpDogg🎮🤘

Someone likes the beard, lmao 🐦😂

@EmbarkStudios I just loaded in a raid, my character couldn't move at all. I got killed by arc and couldn't even take a step. I've got video proofs what the heck?

@NatashaCL7 Find me one good explanation for us. Find one. I'll fucking cut and paste cuz, idk.

Men, I’d like you to explain yourselves.

What the actual fuck, I mention being a dad and all I get now is notifications from "blahblahMOM" asking some sort of "am I still pretty?" Twitter fucking sucks balls. WTF Elon.

I swear I read that as "MIDGET" girls..... Spit my damn coffee out too

@HeyItsMeSalty Get in my belly!

Couple light shots before the sun disappeared.

Saturday brunch for the family. Great time making it on stream yesterday ! Bananas foster inverted French toast bake topped with homemade Creme Delish horchata ice cream.

Obviously I’m not above posting a thirst trap.

@Fenny2x No

Heyo Salty Army and Pizza fans ! Tomorrow is the last day of @OoniHQ ‘s 20% site wide Memorial Day sale ! Only sale this big of the year. Grab yourself a pizza oven and cook along with me on stream ! Click here to order ! shrsl.com/2vdtg

@peepingonpiper Let's get hammered and shim things? Jesus, the improper innuendos I can't think of must be in the hundreds lol.

#NewProfilePic She mad

@adorableinNE Look, if I came over with a pile of tots, how'd we talk anyway? Mouths would be full. Maybe after? Nah, mouths would be full... That wasn't too much over the line was it? 😂🥵

You can come over just no talking.

@flowerchildvee @PureSunfarms @MCbyShoppers Stick to flower my friend! (I just don't trust these carts anymore)

😭😭😭 @PureSunfarms wtf is this? @MCbyShoppers

@peepingonpiper 96 in jerz tomorrow. Sunburn here we come

@HeyItsMeSalty Terry and I just threw down some juicy NY strips. My buddy at the shop gave me a jar of @Spiceologyco chili espresso rub. Boy lemme tell ya, that stuff is flavor smackin!!!! Pan seared and oven finished. Can't wait to try it on a grill next.

I ate an entire 18 inch pizza for lunch… 🤷 😂

This made me lol so much because this was literally my text with my brother Thursday.

@adorableinNE I mean, that's unexpected 😂 so many uses for oil, why not add another lol

@Mtworman13 It was laser hair removal on my legs.

Oiled up and contorting.

@adorableinNE I just found out I have to mail my cable box back because the little building down the road has been gone for 20 years

I’m ‘used to go to the water company to pay the water bill in person’ years old.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is just sad. I'm embarrassed to even work on this hunk of shit 🤣