Pretty Fly for a White Guy would be much more poignant if Ice Ice Baby wasn't kind of a banger.
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Swarthy Swabian
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Swarthy Swabian
@MuKuDk2
Has an excellent reputation in bad company. He/him.
Here Katılım Aralık 2020
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Me: He has to use one of those camera perspective tricks Peter Jackson used for the hobbits in LotR.
Nolan to his casting agent: Find me a really big dude and a really small lady.
Fahhh@yowtfahhh
I really thought the silver giants were CGI but nolan used real 7ft men, and that wasn't even Matt Damon, it was a 5ft woman 😭
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Odysseus: Guys you have to tie me up real tight to the mast, a beautiful woman is calling to me. And you have to muffle your ears and pretend it's not happening.
Odysseus crew: Okay but why?
Odysseus: Stop asking about my kinks.
Odysseus crew: Wait what?
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@FudgeSmith111 There is actually some decent instant mashed potatoes and adding some nutmeg is doing wonders for them.
There are alot of decent convenience food products and if you know what you are doing you can spice up most of them pretty well with little effort.
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I'm 26 and this video triggered my school lunch PTSD. Pink chicken, room temperature milk, unseasoned veggies, stale bread, gelatinous-esque mashed potatoes, and much more horrors.
Vatnik Soup@P_Kallioniemi
American school food is a massive health scam. Are parents paying for this?
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@HarryNSkinner Shoutout to the guy who got a trillion dollars and bought a Smart. It's what I would do. It's a sensible city vehicle.
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Rich people in the capital of a country? Highly suspicious. Someone should look into that.
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2
Ukraine has received half a trillion dollars since 2022. You can see it on the streets.
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@POMAHMOBA Sure but I can believe everything I'm seeing here. Bit of a highlight reel of everything I would get fired for.
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@MuKuDk2 I mean his angle is just clout farming, same as with Fake food in shops
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I work in food for elder care and social psychiatry. The most challenging part of our jobs is figuring out how to feed people decently for an entire day with 5-6 euros. I know what corners you have to cut.
Keep that in mind when I say that this is horrifying and unacceptable.
Vatnik Soup@P_Kallioniemi
American school food is a massive health scam. Are parents paying for this?
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@FudgeSmith111 Jesse Ventura should brag that he was underwater demolition before they became the SEALs. That's actually much cooler than claiming SEAL fame by being grandfathered in.
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Haven't listened to Behind the Bastards in a long while but they are doing a 4 part series about Richard Marcinko and how just in general the Navy SEALs suck.
That is right up my alley as the worlds premiere SEAL hater.
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@JetElectricEyes Nothing shameful about that. I did that at work a few weeks back. Sometimes a bird needs help.
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@gn0me_ch0mskyy @jensspahn 2014? War bestimmt noch im Gamergate chat.
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@gn0me_ch0mskyy Es ist unmöglich das Maß in einer Debatte über Jens Spahn zu verlieren. Es ist physikalisch unmöglich gemeiner zu ihm zu sein als er es verdient.
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The US having a communist party that is just straight up a bunch of neo nazis means that the Soviet Union won the Cold War after all.
Flowers & Revolution@SovietSlava
Another productive weekend in Michigan at ACP property 💪
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Now the issue is that there is no reason whatsoever to believe that someone like Joe Biden or Jake Sullivan is that stupid and gullible. There is however every reason to believe that they fundamentally see a terrorist like Ben Gvir as more of a human being than any Palestinian.
Swarthy Swabian@MuKuDk2
Liberal Israel supporters being so earthshakingly stupid and gullible that they shouldn't be allowed to have their own bank accounts for their own safety is really the nicest possible explanation for shit like this.
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Liberal Israel supporters being so earthshakingly stupid and gullible that they shouldn't be allowed to have their own bank accounts for their own safety is really the nicest possible explanation for shit like this.
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt
Jake Sullivan regrets not doing more to restrain Israel. Biden fell into "the trap" of deferring arms halt thinking deal was imminent. "I will say straightforwardly—we should have put more pressure on Israel to take a different approach," he tells @ddk_nyc newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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@Bartaway And they say books with pictures in them are bad for your education.
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Shout out to all my homies who owned a copy of this as a kid
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@Bartaway Russia is so trad. Keeping the ages old tradition of soldiers being violent thugs that can't coexist with regular society alive.
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In Russia, VDV day was known as a day where they would get shithoused, throw glass bottles around, and harass or even assault random people in a blackout haze. Was told by people they would avoid squares that day
I wonder if there are enough of them now to pull those shenanigans
Fudge_🌎@FudgeSmith111
You know if the VDV spent more time learning and training rather than assaulting queer people they might have not become fertilizer for Ukrainian flowers.
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Alot of people really aren't capable of grappling with a tragic story anymore. Not in general and certainly not when you move in the direction of a greek tragedy.
Guys sometimes the protagonist is kind of a dick and he doesn't win in the end and that's the whole point.
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They call him the most divorced man in history.
Jacob Brogan@Jacob_Brogan
Menelaus must have been pissed that he wasted ten years trying to bring his wife home to Sparta, only to have everyone spend the next 3000 years calling her Helen of *Troy*
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